Jump to content

allthumbs

Members
  • Posts

    14286
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never

Everything posted by allthumbs

  1. Thanks for the advice. I'm getting the Gamma Lt. without the insulation. I'm always too damn hot. Adiós Gore-tex
  2. Whenever I skimp on shit I'm bummed. Redmond has them. I'm gonna go check em out.
  3. I'm telling y'all. Do the Hewitt Ave. crawl from the Navy base to the river. Pass out under the bridge. A tavern every 1/2 block.
  4. Yeah, I know they're $280. That's not the issue.
  5. Thinking on getting one. Are they any good?
  6. you'll be a bullshit artist like the rest of us hosers in no time.
  7. the only way we'd know who the hell you're talking about is if you tell us their names. duh
  8. Have any of you heard the story of a school boy from Portland who goes by the nickname of Dr. Flash Amazing? Want to know how he came by that name? After soliciting a prostitute for his first time, agrees to have kinky sex with her -- allowing her to tie him to the bed face down. After stealing his wallet she promptly leaves the room. Leaving him tied up. Just as the situation sinks in and DFA realizes he is about to be very embarrased when he is found -- a man dressed as Batman, without any pants on, jumps out of the closet and sodomizes him with his 12 inch penis.
  9. Me too brah
  10. damn, she is good lookin' isn't she?
  11. I think Icegirl hit the nail on the head. All this planning and shit. You guys sound like women. That's what they do. Fuck, just start drinking and working your way down the street.
  12. allthumbs

    TV ads I hate

    So did you two make out and like you ripped her zipper in your clumsiness or what?
  13. I think Lou's sportin' a woodie
  14. I heard he was gay. Let's ask FDA, he might know.
  15. I don't understand all the infighting on routes and shit. What's the big deal. Like Caveman said, if a guy is a fucking tool, he ain't gettin' the invite.
  16. He's Tool of the Year 2003
  17. Bwahahaha, way to go FDA
  18. Catturd, do you have to be so nice all the time? Call me a fucktard, go ahead I dare ya. Call me a fucking piece of shit fucktard. See, you can't because you're too damn nice a guy.
  19. play nice chris
  20. allthumbs

    Irony?

    I'm wondering why I can't post it from email? The pics there in my mail, but I can't figure out how to get it to cc
  21. allthumbs

    Irony?

    hahaha, buncha comedians. ya want my porn directory, ya better get a couple of zip drives
  22. allthumbs

    Irony?

    forget about it, I don't have a mac and can't figure out how to do it. It's a pic. of three ugly hippie chicks sitting on a courthouse step with an stormtrooper behind them. They're holding a sign that says, Lesbians against Bush. sent to me by one of our own little chicas that is too chicken shit to post it herself and begged me to post it. bwak, bwak, bwak
  23. neener, neener, neener
  24. At the farewell party thrown after the filming of the final episode Green Acres, the cast and crew barbequed and ate the porcine actor who played Arnold Ziffel. Arnold was a valuable member of the cast. Just because he was a pig was no reason to eat him. I had fond memories of Green Acres, but not now. I hope the cannibals burn in hell! Forever!
  25. Post deleted by iceguy
×
×
  • Create New...