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Caveman, lick this sweet melon.

Yeah well, I wasn't referring to his "spooning adventures" with whoever. I guess you'd know more about that.

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hahaha, yeah I pulled that shit from Cloudveil's website. Go figure.

I watched Fred last night. I enjoyed the show and am impressed with Fred's knowledge of the Cascades and also his "laid-back" approach to climbing and his accomplishments.

not with you ms. tree crunching disaster waiting to happen

And you are SO locked into 5th grade mentality fuck off pussy

Transexual Buttfucked, you're such a gurl.

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Catturd- They said they weren't sure yet if the government was involved (it's currently under investigation by the CIA), but that the parts were shiny new in the wrapper. Hmmm, go figure.

Have fun in the freshiez

You two chodes enjoy busting my chops? Huh?

Ya, well dating is over-rated at my age. The other night I met a hot chick at the bar but didn't come home with her because I felt a dump coming on. Fuck, love life stifled by a Calzone.

Women get $5000 for selling their eggs. Know what men get for their sperm? 50 bucks. I gotta towel at home that's worth $250,000.

I just watched it 10 minutes ago on Fox news with Greta Van Susteren. I'll look for a link tomorrow.

Numbnuts, the point is that France should be our ally in this deal and instead are helping the ragheads to kill us more efficiently. Fuck the French. I'm hereby declaring my own private war on any Frenchy bastard that is anti-America.

Turns out the French have been smuggling in spare parts for Iraq's French-built Mirage fighters and also Iraqi attack helicopters. This evidently has been going on for a year and up until Jan. of this year. No wonder the French are opposing us in the war. Nuke France.

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A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in a sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that"? she asks. "Easy", he exclaimed, "I just farted". "Can I try it", she asks? "Sure", he says ", anybody can do it". So she strains, and concentrates, grunts and, Suddenly, there is a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down against a tree; He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is and finds her out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought - dual exhaust."

I guess these toads are listening. Now when will they figure out that we have figured out that they are price gouging? Big oil balks at buying Iraqi oil

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Dru, you hoser, I don't blame you one bit for taking a bye on the sufferfest at the North Pole. Fuck dude, that shit shrinks peckers to the size of a french cut bean. Think Hawaii, or Cabo, or fucking Arizona in December. Moab! Rockin~