go home and flog the dawgs and masturbate till you pass out 
dead donkey dicks (thanks to Alpine K for that one) 
sweet 
cool 
eat shit and die (cavey) 
eat ballZ asseyes (trask) 
fuck you 
shit 
(assortment of cuss words) 
cum guzzler 
  
...can you think of other all time favorites?  one's that will always endure and endear?  hehehe