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Mr. E

MORE WINE!!!!!!

Necro, shove the knife deep in your belly and yank upwards. Bend over and your entrails will spill out on the ground and the flys and carrion will soon have a feast of the spoils. You won't be missed, and take heart in knowing your whore will start working the streets again. Die bitch!!!!!

I want some power, goddamnit. Someone give me the power!!!!

Boat Show is over for me...what'd I miss? Other than Necro being Necro.

but does the bitch swallow?

That's not even funny morons. You guys hurt my feelings.

Unemployed and unable to climb due to a combination of bad weather and an unfortunate accident with a baby bottle, cotton balls and a mis-labeled tube of Preparation-H, erik sought comfort and solace in a long-distance internet relationship with Iain. Smelling the putrid air of desperation and angst, Iain rejected erik's advances in spite of the combined lure of a free stay in a squamish cabin and a french-maid outfit. Erik never recovered from the affront to his erstwhile masculinity and lifts his leg on Iain forevermore. he got me drunk first and promised me "doing it" was sign of endurement, a bond forever... So erik, who is this man that got you drunk and violated your pooper? was it FDA?? bwahahaha

I go away for one day and you choads are posting about where to jack off, how to shit, whether to swallow or spit. You're all disgusting.

fuck you ade. i use cast iron in the woods anyway, so go piss up a rope

my dick is 62"

I just lay dinner on my ass and it's sizzling hot in a thrice.

the chicas get a twitch between their legs while watching my rope tying prowess

bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. titanium IS in fact lighter than aluminum, much thinner and stronger and cooks much more evenly. Spendier - Yes, but worth it in the long rung. if i started over I'd definately look at titanium.

It's simple - the rabbit comes outta the hole, around the tree, and back down the hole. Finish off with clove hitch or some similar shit. I'll tell y'all what, I've held 30 ft., 12,000 lb. boats in heavy seas on a buoy with a 3/8" braided line and a single, properly tied bowline...I'd trust my life to it any day.

Ken Makeitontime

playing with your ken and barbie set?

Well, it's boat show time again and I off like a turd a' hurdles. You nitwits play nice while I'm gone and FDA, quit jacking off so much....you'll go blind. Erik, get agro Dru, canada sux.

goosing the dog

you faukers have a good and safe trip now, ya hear

let me guess...Piece_O'Shit ??