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yo momma so dum she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

I was gonna chat but I'm a-feared of dem damn Russians.

since he was fired from his job, he's become an alcoholic man-meat chaser

Yea, I like Glascowdung. He's cool. Dru, you suck.

fuck, i knew it was something, but i'd forgotten thanx

Dur- Yo momma so stupid I told her to take the long bus and she took the short bus twice

burp

hippie

Muffy, saucy is nice, but I prefer PRONE

I know you love it when I am flippant that sounds dirty...what is that?

fuckers

I like tarter with my onion rings.

Oh brother words of wisdom from the guy with kaleidescope eyes.

Fence Shitter - You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you "SHIT HAPPENS" trask

Erik, you're drunk. Post bail and go to work. trask

Allison - I saw some bull dykes in sleezattle the other day. Damn clam bumpers, I'll tell ya. trask

big shit talker yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico.

Drul - yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, I got all my sisters with me....."

ERIK, yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock.

how'd you like to say that to my face you goddamn commie fuckstick cum guzzlin' homo sheep humpin' priest lickin' puke?

Erik, yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid.

Charlton Heston and Jesse "the body" Ventura are my idols.

my fucking point exactly truth be told, they're probably all jacking off to the latest edition of Playgirl

MINX email him back and tell him to fuck himself these fucking coaches are outta control my coaches didn't pull that shit on us, and we always had winning teams course we weren't pussys to start with and we grew up fighting and fucking around with girls, not boys and animals and catholic priests my 9 yr. old daughter can put 8 rounds of .45 in a 4" group at 7 yds. my son is an excellent trap shooter at 13 and beats the fuck outta assholes that flip him shit competitive spirit is unbred

i can't this week my penile reduction surgery is scheduled for tues.