allthumbs

you think i have a death wish?

the gurlies tell me my choda is always yummie

I smell fish

that's about spot on, and don't forget Hustler and Soldier of Fortune.

You know, after a couple years of looking at your book lists, I ask myself...are these people really that intellectual and interested in this "serious heavy hitting literature", or are they just throwing out the labels for show ? I mean really, doesn't anyone here do any light reading? I guess climbers are really smart mother fuckers. For me as 1/2 time dad, juggling boating, work, some social life, the fucking yard, life's little ongoing errands, time in the mountains, grandparents, occasions, appointments, and all the other shit that makes up my week, about the only time I have to read is on the shitter and usually it's a magazine. I can't finish an article before the fucking phone rings, there's a knock at the door, or I have to break up a fight between my kids. Jeez, last week my son and his friend got into a full blown fist fight in my yard. A true face punchout battle which I finally had to break up when my son Drew was slamming the other fucker's face into my cedar fence. Drew's 13. Point is, I have no time for reading...my loss I guess.

beer labels

always make sure your knife will reach to the bottom of the peanut butter jar

buy a faking llama

the only people i want to see in roller skates, are the Hooter Honeys with their tight little bums and bodacious tatas and their perky little naughty attitudes

she has many, many issues

that sums the whole shithole mess up nicely

Newsflash !!!!! Chicks don't read this board anymore, what with all this talk of shaved snatches and nipple hair. They think you choads are pigs. as cavedawg would say, "lata fags"

swallow?

EAT ME

only if you're female with two legs

hey flash, sucked any good dick lately?

so explain why the speed limit on the interstate goes from 70 in Washington to 55 in Oregon. does crossing into Oregon make you that much of a worse driver you need to slow down 15 mph? Oregon won't even let you pump your own gas. Oregon people are stoopid. Oregon fucking sucks. I would never live in a state where you aren't free to pump your own gas. no shit...how ya 'spose to dine and dash with an attendent standin' there

How 'bout the Pink Cadillac? FDA might show up.

TIP Always, always, always buy big ticket items at REI. Just for the no-hassle return policy. Find the perfect size somewhere else if you must, and then have REI order it. Also, most of the players are building women's packs now. Yeah, they might be a shade spendy but if they fit a woman's funky curves and are comfy, why not? Holstermakers are building women's holsters now too....so you ladies that like packin' da heat can do so in style.

SirMixAlot

ask ScottPiss, he monitors my every move

I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny If a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round shape in your face you get sprung

do more drugs, they makeya smarter