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savage

hahaha the dems are really crankin' up the wick now hahaha

kinky beotch, that gapertimmy

thanks for the offer bp, but i'm busy making a living perhaps you should contact "a real climber" hehehe

Hi This dream seemed to last along time. It's good the person next to me is a sound sleeper because there is no way I could have been in the middle of this without being alittle noisy. It was one of those weird dreams..We were in my bed but it was more like a bathtub. Full of whipping cream. We were naked and I was on top of you, of course. The whipping cream was cool and smooth just a little sweet.. Made us very slippery. I was feeding you strawberries by dipping them in the bath. We were covered in this yummy white stuff. Whew ..it was nice I didn't want to get out of bed this morning. You brought all this on by bringing out the strawberries for dinner. So, How many of those little containers of whipping cream would it take to fill a bathtub? And how long will it take to whip all that to just the right consistency? Cool whip would never do for this one. Nice you are smiling. I can see that dimple now.

At a summer camp run by the American Association for Nude Recreation, the dress code for regular volleyball is the same as it is for skinny dipping. Now why wasn't this camp mentioned when I was a kid? I got stuck with church camp.

Dave, have a great time at the BBQ...good job with the organization and all. I'd like to talk to you about something else. I'd like you to remove your auto-sig as many of us good Americans find it very offensive. I trust you'll do the right thing. Thanks, Dave

those damn hot flashes

Dru, the post count whore

people that ride the bus scare me

Hey Dave, what kind of way is that to talk? Try being civil for once.

It's the monkeyshit brown gremlin with Levi's upholstery. sounds like yo mama told ya all about it, eh?

I have no chi

YOU MEAN THE PHOENIX ARCHDIOCESE. AND TRASK I AM SURE YOUR PAROLE OFFICER IS ALL THE RECMO YOU NEED!! I'm sleeping with my parole officer now. Her name is Trixy.

Well shit Erik, if you're not goin' either am I

UE's post makes sense to me.

Jon, can I use you as a reference?

that looks like a pussy rig

I'm offering rides home for all inebriated single young women (only) from tonight's Pube Club. I'll handle you with kid gloves and tuck you in bed all safe and sound. PM me for details.

What you talkin' bout Willis... heh, it's jkruger

And as you watch your trailer home burn down take into consideration that the person you were throwing cans at might have a photographic memory to remember your license plate. I'm afraid you wouldn't have much of a memory after being beaned with a 12 oz. Budweiser. You'd have to have it video taped to hold up in court. Go ahead tough guy, I can use the money. STFU Erik, you don't know what you're talking about.

you bicyclists try holding up traffic on the darrington hyway and watch the full cans of beer whizzing by your heads. hope you have a good insurance policy. talk all the smack you want...that's life in the country...guaranteed

agreed, as long as they're doing the speed limit

According to my middle finger you can eat a dick Trask Jon, when you're picking tree slivers outta your ass from me blowing by you, I'll be sure to take note of the finger you gave me right before you dismounted.

Bzzzzt. Wrong. Thank you for playing. I have the right to ride down the road in my car and on my bicycle. It's a speed limit, not a speed requirement. according to my cop neighbor, you can be ticketed for going too slow or impeding the natural flow of traffic. Ask your cop neighbor if he would ticket a cyclist for riding on the road at 20 mph in a 35 zone. Probably not, UNLESS you were impeding someone from passing you safely. (meaning, get over as far as safely possible and let the cars pass). What's so difficult to understand?