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hmmm, know the feeling well.

Hey lawgoddess, I have the morning off. Wanna go have breakfast?

An open letter to Hillary Clinton by Dick Morris Dear Hillary, In your new book, Living History, you correctly note that when you asked me to help you and Bill avert defeat in the congressional election of 1994 I was reluctant to do so. But then you assert, incorrectly, that my reluctance stemmed from difficulties in working with your staff. You even misquote me as telling you: "I don't like the way I was treated, Hillary. People were so mean to me." As you know, I never said anything of the sort. I had, in fact, no experience in dealing with either your staff or the President's at that point, and had not yet met Leon Panetta or George Stephanopoulos. My prior dealing with Harold Ickes had been twenty five years earlier. The real reason I was reluctant was that Bill Clinton had tried to beat me up in May of 1990 as he, you, Gloria Cabe, and I were together in the Arkansas governor's mansion. At the time, Bill was worried that he was falling behind his democratic primary opponent and verbally assaulted me for not giving his campaign the time he felt it deserved. Offended by his harsh tone, I turned and stalked out of the room. Bill ran after me, tackled me, threw me to the floor of the kitchen in the mansion and cocked his fist back to punch me. You grabbed his arm and, yelling at him to stop and get control of himself, pulled him off me. Then you walked me around the grounds of the mansion in the minutes after, with your arm around me, saying, "He only does that to people he loves." I continued to work for Bill since I felt a responsibility to do so until Election Day in 1990. But our relationship was never close and never the same. After the 1990 campaign we parted ways as a direct result of the altercation. When the story threatened to surface during the 1992 campaign, you told me to "say it never happened." That, and not the invented conversation in your memoir, was the reason that I was reluctant to work for Bill again. Yours, Dick Morris — Dick Morris, an adviser to Bill Clinton for 20 years, is author, most recently, of Off with Their Heads : Traitors, Crooks & Obstructionists in American Politics, Media & Business.

pssst...I think he's bi

Alright K, here's what I will say with conviction. I have sampled some very nice American beers from local micro-brews. Usually, these are of the lighter variety to suit my palette. But, after two of these, I always want something much lighter bodied if I'm going to continue drinking. Just my bag. btw- you'll never please dru, because he's so far superior to any normal human being...and after all, he's now published. bwahahahaha

Whatever. You drink the heavy shit...I'll take the light any day. Guess that makes me way less GQ than you superstars. btw - nice talk dru. you're getting as foul mouthed as I used to be.

Dru, your foreign beer tastes like heavy goat piss. It's undrinkable crap...so is English and Irish beer. When I'm hot, sweaty and have a ball-busting' powerful thirst, I sure as hell don't want some heavy molasses goo. Give me a couple Silver Bullets down the hatch - Quick!

nupe, she's mine asseyes...see where her finger's pointing? she's leading the way bubba. hook up with minx and anna, you can have a three-way

i'll take silence as a yes. i really don't care that you are, but you might consider laying off the sheep jokes, and i won't advertise your preference. I had a couple of my flock over for the weekend. They looked pretty good for sheep too. Both were about 5'6" 115lbs., around 34CC with tight asses and fine in bikinis. I won't go on, cause I don't wanna get you all slathery and wet.

i'll take silence as a yes. i really don't care that you are, but you might consider laying off the sheep jokes, and i won't advertise your preference.

well minx? are you a lesbian or what?

Erik, you are so dumb

minx, what makes you think i have any interest in sheep, or animals in general? you've mentioned it a lot lately and i fear you're sheepaphobic or some shit. are you a lesbian?

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goat piss

you sure about that?

Erik, nupe, I've got all my hair. 5% body fat.

Dru, this is so "you". I'm nipping at your heals and you're frothing at the mouth. I'll have you by summer's end and you'll never live it down in your own little pea brain.