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the sex is good

Leave this important public service announcement alone, fukka

first thing i've ever agreed with minx about

grow some tits, beotch

On another line of conviction it seems impossible to make it known on this side of the barricades that what we have here is indeed a Holy War. Islam constitutes a faith, rather than a nation. Endeavoring to analyze national confrontations in this struggle is futile. The Chechens and the Pakistanis and the Palestinians who streamed down to Iraq to fight "The Great Satan" were Moslems, not nationals. We wiped out a minor nation-state in Iraq with relatively little difficulty, but that does not serve to impress the faithful. We can hardly set forth to subdue Islam in a military or geographical sense, but what we can do is to identify Islam as the enemy and to convince them that the East can no more defeat the West than the West can defeat the East. We have here the greatest standoff in history. It is up to us to convince the raghead on the camel that simply killing kafirs, as the prophet (may peace be upon him) exhorts him to do, will not raise his standard of living, even if it may assure his passport to paradise. I wish President Bush all success in his delineation of a "road map to peace," but it must be clear that until the enemy understands the problem, he is unlikely to stop fighting. The outcome of the struggle in Mesopotamia ought to serve as a convincing object lesson. I guess it is pretty hard to put that point across in Arabic... Coop

yep, and he's got his eye on you, timmy. told me so, himself bwahahaha

yer problem is ya have no sense of adventure. no spontaneity. no passion. are you dead? I think so. we should do the nasty - you'll feel better about yerself

and the trogdor comes in the night

you think it's funny don't ya alison?

doooood you need to take my class... trask on love 101

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy by the name of BigStroker with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked BigStroker if it's true what they say about men with big feet. He grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

brilliant

ah yes, dru, Trogdor burninates the countryside, and any peasant unfortunate enough to cross his path of wanton burnination - do ya wanna "woo woo?"

Gino's some good scroggin' muZak

heh you engineer cowboys - if a person did freefall and was able to break the sound barrier, would it kill him, or blow out his eardrums or some shit?

WOW

I went over to visit my friends at NW Hikers.gay and the fuckers went and banned me for life after only one friendly post. I'm deeply hurt Happy now Alison? you snaky, arthritic trog

well, so would it be easy enough to breathe without oxygen at 600 mph?

Gaston, I believe that if you really dig deep into the "actual" history of the so-called wild west you'll find that a lot of the killin's and gunplay was horseshit. Oh, granted, there were some killin's, but most of those folks were low-life fuckwads that needed killin' anyways. The equivalent of today's gangsters. Hollywood has really skewed the picture too. Anyway, varmints will always have guns, legal or not...plain fact. We've all heard the drill, so I won't go into it any deeper.

isn't that mach 1 or thereabouts? jeez btw, on edit I went and looked up mach - I quote "It is said that the aircraft is flying at Mach 1 if its speed is equal to the speed of sound in air (which is 332 m/s or 1195 km/hr or 717 miles/hour.) " So if some fukka is free diving at 600 mph, all i gotta say is good luck mutha fukka - hope your oxygen valve is operating.

Dave, you ignorant slut...go read my "looking back at the election" post and then shamefully remove that offensive auto-sig. Thanks, trask

Just a few notes on REAL election results: Total Counties won by Bush: 2,434 - Total Counties won by Gore: 677 Population of counties won by Bush: 143 million - Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000 - Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000 States won by Bush: 29 - States won by Gore: 19 And an even more remarkable finding... Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 0.1 - Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2 Researchers found one more interesting fact that might help explain these disparate murder rates. Gun ownership in the counties won by Mr. Bush is much higher than in the counties won by Mr. Gore.

yup, i've spent my last dollar at rei cas. crags and jim at pms are getting them now

no, it's just you

Stinker, was that a slam on my family?