allthumbs

Hey, I got lucky with myself, what can I say? I'm hitting the shower. WASH YOUR FINGER WELL! ya, you know the one with the short fingernail

Greg, you smell like sex Go take a shower and tweeze your teeth

so what the hell have you contriubuted other than mouth runoff and some drippy dick?

some Erik scroggin

President Bush today got back at Russian President Vladimir Putin, who had forced world leaders meeting in St Petersburg to sit through a video show about the city's architecture last night. Bush, who was not present at the meeting, was determined to show who was boss and forced everyone at the G8 summit to watch his own American cultural masterpiece - cartoons, including The Simpsons and South Park - for over half an hour. Officials present at the meeting say that tension between Moscow and Washington is at its highest state since the Cold War.

fuck you

bastards

Gotcha pervert

be a man, Ned - if yur gonna snack at work eat pork rinds, beef jerky, pickled pigs feet, head cheese and wash the shit down with a pull of Bourbon that you hide in the drawer.

I'll donate Wanda the Wonder Mouth.

yur dumb

anybody that'd eat yogurt would suck eggs blechhhh

Ron Jeremy for Prez

nothing quite like 20 miles of white windmills to look at

or in MY case - 740 "You are FOLLOWING THE LEADER" for the time being. just don't go on vacation

minx, you talk like a longshoreman

or in MY case - 740

I didn't know we were feuding. Why just last night Erik was tonguing my pooper.

Necro for Prez

We still need strong, unwavering leadership. Terrorism can't be ignored. But I'd rather see us protecting our borders and concentrating on repairing our broken country. Enough of chasing terrorists all over the world. How about letting the middle east take care of themselves?

I have no clue. I still think the Democratic Party is in disarray. No clear candidate there. On the other hand, I can't think of a Republican worthy of the office either. Let's hope a Shining Star steps up to the plate soon.

Now he's offered $25,000,000 for information pertaining to Saddam. Holy shit. That's a lot of dough for information.

I shit you not, I honestly believe he's going to totally fuck up our country. If he's re-elected, we're all FUCKED.