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allthumbs

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  1. Shut your cake hole before I come over there and kick your nuts so hard they dislodge your tonsils into where your eyeballs used to be right before I grabbed your mother's dildo out of your father's ass and used it to poke your brain out through the back of your John Merrick cranium, Mr. Shitforbrains.
  2. according to my 10 day forcast, we're in for 80 plus degree weather and sun, sun, sun for at least the next full week kick out the jambs!!!
  3. kobe like the wild thang woohoo
  4. Shut your fucking cake hole before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.
  5. you talkin to me, pudpounder?
  6. shut up libs. bush is a moron, true, but the cartoon is stooopid.
  7. No, naked will do just fine.
  8. shouldn't seem odd to you, maryloser, as your tongue is up quite a few asses I've been told.
  9. I was over there chatting with Maryloser. She's wacked. She says y'all think me and Greg are losers....is that true?
  10. allthumbs

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    Energizer or Duracell? you make the call
  11. allthumbs

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    I'm hooked up with a nympho at the moment. Although it goes against my principals to endure more than a couple nights with someone, I'm sticking this one out for awhile, because I'll probably never find such a "insatiable sex lover" as this girl, again. Sacrifices must be made occasionally.
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    what about Yoga? i'm always blown away where a Yoga girl's legs can go that's gotta hurt (so good )
  13. allthumbs

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    Trad being like true blue to one partner Sport like screwing around with many
  14. allthumbs

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    Trad or Sport What's your pleasure?
  15. Sweet post Mr. Dwayner; cheers
  16. don't flatter yourself sista, I have my own agenda
  17. nice look, ( ) you'll fit right in with this bunch.
  18. i luv hawaiian shirts trunks & flip flops ...don't forget the oakleys & the pina colada
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