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what'd one butt pirate say to the other butt pirate? "nice arrrrrse"

hahaha, Beck's in luv

thanks Iain, but I think I'll pass on your wife

Crissy sux

To me the 'devil' is simply negativity. Negativity which includes hatred, despair, hopelessness, apathy, chosen ignorance, injustice, greed and all other forms of wickedness. Anyone who is filled with negativity and is 'evil' can be saved from this terrible affliction through metanoia (change of heart). To me someone who labels themselves a 'satanist' and in fact lives a positive and peaceful life is in fact a Christian, because they are living the path that Jesus wanted them to follow. Likewise a 'Christian' who lives a negative life of hatred and evil is in fact a satanist. I consider evil doers like Bill and Hillary to be apostates and antiChrists. What do you schmos think?

I heard he fucked Mrs. Roper

qualities I look for in a partner: keeps her pie hole shut carries the beer ain't needy likes sports in general fearless can tie a bowline calls me, Sir

you'll fit right in with this bunch

Arc'teryx Khamsins and Nozone Packs. Light, strong, lightly framed, comfortable, extremely well built, climb well, not too expensive, blah, blah, blah.

I shop at Victoria's Secret, Lands End, Love Seasons, Bass Pro, Cabellas and LL Bean.

fuck, got a fiddleback spider bite

...finished with a headache, short temper, and a bad attitude. Fuck off

who gives a shit?

Your hyperbole makes me . Sounds like you wish you were hard, buy you aren't. You hiked up HOOD! OMFG, can I lick your boots? Yeah, winter is tough all right...good thing you're tuff enuff to HANDLE IT! STFU Sphinx. Like him or not, Beck's been at this shit hardcore longer than I imagine you've been alive. Give it a fucking rest already. BTW, where's YOUR fucking climbing resume, chump?

you're bad ass Beck - 'spose you make Teddy carry the tent and shit fukka

off to the boat's afloat show again you kids play nice now, hear?!?!

yeah, and we both wear glasses and have pony tails, but we're real bad girls. Hehehehe

MrE, hmmm, never ceases to amaze me that you find humor in shit like that. What's the point? TOOL

Bug, don't your feet sweat like hell with bread bags on them?

I'm naked and smoking a cigar as I post this.

You must, you posted that garbage. Tool