lummox, I post lots of shit that I've cut n' pasted. if it's serious and important, I'll credit the author. For goofy fun shit like this, I won't. I don't think it's a big deal.
All-over tans. Frequently accompanied by a clean-shaved pubic region, a pot belly and a NASCAR visor. A deep-tanned penis looks like a dry-cured meat snack you bought at a gas station. Tan lines — hot!
Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of cum," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense.
I've read Pope's stupid posts for two years now and every goddamn one is on the same subject. BOLTS Who gives a shit? Pope must be one ignorant sumbitch if that's all he has on his little pea brain. Now he hasn't done me any dirt personally, so he'll probably be a bit peeved I'm bagging on him, but I don't care. Pope, you're dumb, talk about something else for a change.
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN CLIMBING BUT AREN'T:
10. I'll need plenty of protection for this one.
9. Want to use my rope or yours?
8. Go ahead and tie in while I get my protection out.
7. I hate it when my protection fails!
6. That crack is big enough for your whole fist.
5. I'm getting tired of hanging here, but I want to try it one more time.
4. Better take a good selection of nuts.
3. I wish I hadn't lost that piece of protection in the crack.
2. Make sure you anchor in; I'm a lot heavier than you.
and, the number one thing that sounds dirty in climbing but isn't:
1. Wow, what a great crack!
L.L. Bean Christmas 2003 catalog, my Trailer Boats magazine, and the current issue of the N.R.A. National Rifleman.
I'm happier than a pig in shit.
WooHoo !!!!