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When Canadians put the word guy at the end of every sentence does that work on women too? As in, "you're one hot pranacladcragbetty, guy"?

Hahaha, I guess I told Gaston I never climbed chimneys before, but I've done the Fault a few times and those UW rock problems all the time. The stemming problem between the big tower and, uh, "Spinechopper" (?) is the longest one. There are two holes, one between the Spinechopper and the backside of the roof wall, another formed by the east slab (w/ Coach's Crack on the backside) and adjacent slabs. Then there are short stemming problems formed by the big tower and low angle slabs. Finally the best ones I think are the two problems in the two east-facing corners. I don't know what all those names are... The one problem is 90 degree stemming up to the block next to the finger crack, quite easy, the other is on the other side of the east slab (next to Coach's Crack...) and not that easy at all. I slide off that sucker as often as I make it up. Texture only!

Want more already? The red square towers on the UW campus look gnarly, and big. Too bad the cops chopped the bolts. Check out http://students.washington.edu/dbb/uw_buildering/index.html - quote, "The primary techniques that are involved in building climbing are mantelling and chimney stemming, [...]."

Too much coffee today ChucK?

Shut your fucking cake hole before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs. So, is this a death threat or too over the top to count?

Ya and it wasn't that funny. Off with it.

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I spent awhile reading about the EDK at one point. There have been fatalities resulting from rolls that eat up short tails over multiple raps. This results from the knot being appropiately tightened. So, somebody pointed this out already, but you *must* have long tails and you *must* properly tighten the knot. Properly means pulling on the four combinations of opposing strands, until the knot is as tight you can possibly make it.

Sorry to hear that. That's fucked up.

Bwahah, this thread is awesome. I claim partial credit for the awesomeness of it all I think we should nominate Fence Shitter as the cc.com one-man commando team for insertion into hostile territory, like Squamish, Walla Walla and Trask's rear end. Come on (fan fan), flame flame flame! See you all at pub club!

Well, that's how he talks off-line.

But those who feel that violence is best dealt with with macho posturing, please post here! By all means!

Yowza. That's it, I'm sending my money to the Nigerians, I'll be rich soon. The first post here looked like nothing real, but the re-telling seems very different.

11 suckers and counting

Ya think? Fucking funny

I'm rather broke right now and need to sell off some of my assets. If any of you people want to buy the funny little spaceship sitting on a stick close to downtown then send me a PM.

The gay dude on the right is totally suck

Uh, NCNP? Paybooths on Hwy 20, how cool would that be

Hey, no spoiling the cool subject Which peaks in WA will the alpine ninjas not be able to climb and return from within a 24 hour window. Methinks the technical summits in the Pickets fit the bill... Challenger and Luna are the easiest in the N Pickets, I wouldn't like to try those in 24 hours. Ugh the pain. Hozomeen? Haven't been Stuff in the Cathedral/Monk/Ambitheatre group in the Pasayten? Haven't been Come on, pipe up! No Canada/Russia/blahblah, there isn't any interesting climbing there anyway.

Tease Jon-day today, eh?

Yikes, you're one vindictive crapperella aren't ya, eh, Ilona or whatever your name is? Is that your name, really? Like that Bulgarian porn star they voted into the Italian parliament? Cool! Anyway, this isn't some big dollar mill that just lent their name to the latest giga-SUV-truck-hybrid monstrosity right after sending a 40 person team to climb the highest mountain on the moon, this is just some guy in Twisp. If you can't figure out that a small shop making everything to order has a much smaller margin for error than a big shop making stuff in huge batches, tough luck. No custom uberbag for you. Go home, come back and entertain us with more whining some other day. Maybe you can go to Jim's shop, buy something, put some wear on it, not get to return it, and yell bloody murder? Or maybe you should just shop at REI? You know, they have these hats these days that say Life Is Good, and if life isn't good you can just take the hat in for a full refund! How cool is that? Life no good, full refund, life good all over again! Oh, wait. A full refund is exactly what you got, isn't it? Enough of this. Now be a good girl and make your second post on Mike Layton's thread in spray. Make sure you TAKE IT OFF! Then do everything trask tells you for a month and all will be well and everybody will want to be your friend, even if only because we're all fascinated by trask's power of imagination.

Anybody know what the top of the route is like these days? Did it all fall down?