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Skip that shit and buy a book by Mark Twight called "Extreme Alpinism"

Cures cancer one hit

Found a cool rainbow hat on the way up to climb 1st half half of Lib. crack. As usual I forgot how cold it gets on the east face in the afternoon and I hadn't brought by touque. So I was hangin out on my belay seat belaying my girl, drinkin a Pabst, and it was all cold and shit. And I'm sayin damn I'm glad I found this touque!!!

But its solo-aid so its OK

I'm a convert. I think V-pads are the shit. Just not 50 of 'em and 20 spotters for a 25-foot problem then tell people you sent the sketchy highball.

Just close your eyes and let your fingers do the walking Ed, its a traditional technique. I don't know if she'll come, but I'm sure Twight would consider it a guaranteed outcome. Nah, masturbation is aid.

Can I make Britney Spears appear out of nowhere like a wish? Or do I have to use my cell phone?

Its not like anyone has anything better to do Flame On!!!!

Red tape-with-green-polka-dots problem at the gym, it way way V. Or was is green-with-fuscia-polka-dots. Fuck I don't remember, but it was rad.

We used to (try to anyay) burn trees at Snowbowl to make the trees more skiiable. Never really worked though...

as long as you don't puncture the horse cock.

Did you ASK the nice lady at the deli specifically if she had a horse cock? Sometimes you have to ask, cause they don't just have it hangin out

Another quality First Descent - you should be proud.

and he didn't even come down and hang out with his bro Pete in San Diego while he was there

What are you doing with that Husqy MAN, get a Stihl!!

Too bad you didn't have Ralph (this Canuck I met and climbed with in the valley who's now on YOSAR) with you. He would wake me up at five in the morning to get going so we wouldn't get stuck behind "Helga and her five fat ugly lesbian friends hang-dogging their way up the approach pitches." We'd get up so early, crush the route, and be back at Camp 4 at like two in the afternoon.

I think October is a killer time to be in the Rockies, b/c a lot of the big routes are in then.

According to the Cock and Lice ice report http://pub75.ezboard.com/fclimbrockandicefrm2 Apparantly as of 3/3 its good, but that doesn't mean much I'd also recomend calling Alaska Mtneering in Anchorage 907-272-1811 there's probably someone who would know current conditions.

Sorry Dru man. That's the worst feeling in the world when you hear your buddy.... I never met either of those blokes but I've climbed with quite a few dudes who knew them and I've met Kai. They sound like top-notch guys. Its a sad day for everyone.

...that's rich!!

At least Lambone made it to the top of his route!!

Twight probably says something about this in Extreme Alpinism but I'm too lazy to look it up. Though I do remember one quote attributed to Kevin Doyle "There's always something left to burn, even if its brain matter."

naw dude. im the chick wearing the bikini top while bouldering. just forgot my name is all. So you like, wanna go climbing some time honey?

Lummox is Chris Sharma!!!