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Lefties make better lovers

Whatever!! Larry totally needs sattelite internet, night vision ifrared goggles, sound and voice recording equipment, and a 12 guage assault shotgun with fixed bayonet to bust climbers for loitering in the parking lot without a permit.

Nolse, I believe, is the one prone to wearing such attire.

Was it the fact that he only wore the bandana to bed, or was it the buckskin vest that did it for you?

Give it a rest. Retro 80's theme was already played out by the end of the 90's.

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT RAP BOLTED SLAB ROUTES IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

Why don't you be good Americans and do some work. And quit with the multiple jumping snowmen, its way fucking annoying.

Hand drill only, on lead. Just like the Stonemasters.

20 Inches of fresh pow pow

I almost died on Flathead, on the rap after doing the SW Butt. I'd rapped to a ledge and was looking for the next anchor when some dinner-plate sized rocks peeled off the ledge where the rap anchor was. Barely missed me but chopped our ropes in half. Took like 20 raps to get down after that. South Face of Flathead, My Mom's Muscle Shirt, is still the best Grave IV around though.

That's a radical list of summer accomplishments. I managed to fail on Cobra Piller, W Ridge of Eyetooth, and a hot chick on my trip to AK last summer .

Mt. Thompson = Booty Peak

You've never been on moderate terrain with large exposure? (above a cliff) Don't fall or just make due with your short axe.

Long axes are worthless. Unless the terrain is steep you don't need one all. Its not a walking stick it a fucking ice and snow tool.

fixed gapers maybe

Nice. Is it 15 miles in on trail to the base of the peak?

Nice Fern! I've been wanting to go up and check that place out. Cool.

Homemade Harness by Swiss Family Robinson

Pair of silver Smith sunglasses!!??

Climb: Forbidden Solo-Up the West Ridge, Down the East Ridge Date of Climb: 7/25/2004 Trip Report: Went to Boston Basin area on Sunday. Saw some big fucking snaffle Badgers who charged me, had to beat them back with my AK (X-15). Ate some and soon I could see the glacier moving. Managed to put my ghetto old school crampons on and got caught in the momentum. Current was running up the West Ridge and down the East Ridge. Saw a lot of people and had some nice chats. Was defenitly a 50 Crowded Classic. Good rock on the West Ridge, all clean from traffic. Seems like most people climb the shitty terraces on the east ridge instead of staying on the ridge proper, which is way better. Went quicker than I thought, should have motivated for the whole Torment Forbidden Traverse. Chilled at the summit for an hour ... nice breeze, perfect temp. It was all quite casual. Gear Notes: windshirt, small axe, shitty SMC crampons that I need to throw away, handfull of ... , shades

What ice?

meaning: sandles are more practical because they keep your feet cooler and they are easier to take on and off, however those new montrail sneakers with cute little ankle socks look sooo much better with shorts and Prana tops.

duh.

What!? No Beer?

Easy, sped. It's not like I was being serious, either. Hey don't try and change the subject. I can wear shorts over poly-pro if I want!!