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Woods Roses are wild roses that bloom in the spring and smell real good. I'm not writing poetry about it or anything. Fejas: Irish Spring and a carrot peeler? as in put flakes of the soap around the plant?

Vladimir Illayitch is fuckin Mother Theresa in comparison to old Joseph Stalin. He was kind of a prick I hear.

The irony is that its right next to the Taco ding ding franchinse capatalist sign. Ha.

The fuckin deer out in the Methow have it so easy, with the lack of natural predators and big fields of Alfalfa, they're way aggressive. I have to throw rocks at the doe in my yard to get them to leave and stop eating my Woods Rose bushes and shit. They also aren't scared of dogs anymore, it takes two or three dogs to chase away one doe. It'll be pay back time once bow season open though

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How can it only be $70 a month for a family, when for a single adult its like $120?

Saw that happen personally. Some hippies were letting their dog run wild while the coyotes were out in the distance howling. Sure enough, dog tears out of camp in the direction of the howling. Doubt that doggie was ever seen again. Stupid hippies.

Anyone been out there to climb this summer and have a GENERAL idea of what's going on there with conditions on the snow / ice routes around the Parkway? I'd post this on one of those Canadian boards like Live-The-Vision.com but people who read those are wanks and either don't know or don't tell.

Tahquitz or Suicide is the prefered So Cal climbing area in the summer. You could also go to the coast and swim. J-Tree is definitly out this time of year. Hot as balls.

W Ridge Forbidden, S Face Torment, Torment Forbidden Traverse, NE Ridge Triumph, Upper N Ridge Stuart.

I'm putting two Flux Copacitors in the Delorian this year, so my time machine will be extra fast.

Might be a little out of condition right now.

Don't fuck with the Jesus, man.

Maybe b/c its the best basalt outside of Paradise Forks. Its also the least crowded and best place to climb at Smiff as far as I'm concerned. Nevertheless, with so much fun shit to do in the northwest, Smiff is nothing more than an occasional distraction

"There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years. In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska." I'm buyin guns and property in downtown Omaha.

Yeah I was thinking that might be a problem. Maybe water taxi is the way to go.

Before you know it it will be getting dark at 4 in the afternoon and you'll be pulling on plastic face holds while it rains outside. Appreciate the summer while its here. The tomatoes aren't even ripe yet. Everything in due time, son.

The old man will be in town this weekend. Thought a day hike around Ross Lake might be cool. I know there is a ferry service that goes to different trailheads. However, I've got access to a canoe, and thought that might be funner. Are any of the trailheads accessible via a short canoe? Or are they too far away for a day trip?

Why is everyone bringing up Iraq? That's old shit. W has more important matters to attend to: GAYS ARE GETTING TOGETHER! WE have to stop this now, before .... more gay shit happens.

GU has always been full of uptight Republican types. Though there are defenitly exceptions ...

Hey Tim, my bro Tom Smith went over there for a few weeks this spring. He's got lots of beta about areas around Barcelona. I'll send you his beta PM style.

This place in southern Washington or what?

They had the same deal this Spring. Awesome shoes. I might just get another pair ...

Well ... locals need the business. And if Capt. Caveman's going to be in attendance, that's a whole other story.

When I was a dumb ass kid going to "College" in Missoula, used to rally around shitfaced going from house party to house party in mid-winter when the streets were covered in snow and ice in my beater '82 Subaru wagon. Car full of people, driving up on lawns, running into trees, pullin donuts and skidding around corners. That was good times. If I got caught, cops probably would have just told me to go home. Got to love Montana. Bug I know you've got some "close call" stories from your Missoula days. You got to kick those down dude.