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I thought Joffre might be the one alpine objective in western BC that actually had decent rock. Guess not. Just goes to show Canadians have no taste.

Huh? What's that?

SWIMMING AND DRINKING BEER season officially commenced on July 15.

I am Sofa King

Its too hot Its too cold Its too wet Its too dry Its too 77 degrees and sunny Its too breezy Its too still Sew your gash wannabe hardman.

10 feet of fresh pooder, bring your snowshoes. And crampons.

[insert puke gremlin here] With no disrespect, of course, to the dead poet.

I thought you might bring that up. I have no problem with a bedtime storybook fictional character. I do have a problem with the founder of the USSR and communism having a huge ass statue in the country that fought for some 50 years to defeat the spread of his followers. comprende? Come on dude, the Cold War was cool. The 70's and 80's were fun. Russian tennis playing chicks are hot. Lenin's statue is kitsch. If it were a statue of Stalin, it would be different ...

Your best bet at mountain boots for summer Cascades shit is a pair of approach shoes nikwaxed and seam sealed. If you MUST have something beefier that Garmont hightop is a good boot so is the Sportiva S.

Cool. Hope this falls harvest is bountiful

Woods Roses are wild roses that bloom in the spring and smell real good. I'm not writing poetry about it or anything. Fejas: Irish Spring and a carrot peeler? as in put flakes of the soap around the plant?

Vladimir Illayitch is fuckin Mother Theresa in comparison to old Joseph Stalin. He was kind of a prick I hear.

The irony is that its right next to the Taco ding ding franchinse capatalist sign. Ha.

The fuckin deer out in the Methow have it so easy, with the lack of natural predators and big fields of Alfalfa, they're way aggressive. I have to throw rocks at the doe in my yard to get them to leave and stop eating my Woods Rose bushes and shit. They also aren't scared of dogs anymore, it takes two or three dogs to chase away one doe. It'll be pay back time once bow season open though

Oh.

How can it only be $70 a month for a family, when for a single adult its like $120?

Saw that happen personally. Some hippies were letting their dog run wild while the coyotes were out in the distance howling. Sure enough, dog tears out of camp in the direction of the howling. Doubt that doggie was ever seen again. Stupid hippies.

Anyone been out there to climb this summer and have a GENERAL idea of what's going on there with conditions on the snow / ice routes around the Parkway? I'd post this on one of those Canadian boards like Live-The-Vision.com but people who read those are wanks and either don't know or don't tell.

Tahquitz or Suicide is the prefered So Cal climbing area in the summer. You could also go to the coast and swim. J-Tree is definitly out this time of year. Hot as balls.

W Ridge Forbidden, S Face Torment, Torment Forbidden Traverse, NE Ridge Triumph, Upper N Ridge Stuart.

I'm putting two Flux Copacitors in the Delorian this year, so my time machine will be extra fast.

Might be a little out of condition right now.

Don't fuck with the Jesus, man.

Maybe b/c its the best basalt outside of Paradise Forks. Its also the least crowded and best place to climb at Smiff as far as I'm concerned. Nevertheless, with so much fun shit to do in the northwest, Smiff is nothing more than an occasional distraction

"There is a civil war in the United States that starts in 2005. That conflict flares up and down for 10 years. In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska." I'm buyin guns and property in downtown Omaha.