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Free camping = so cal frat boys and mexican american families on vacation. Oompa Oompa. Lots of turds in the woods. The Headache is a real fun and safe free climb. So is Iron Messiah but longer and not as fun. The standard "beginner big wall" Touchstone, I think is totally quality and worth doing b/c of the exposure and the quality free climbing up high (or down lower if you're strong enough). Zions way fun and low key compared to Yos. Kolob canyon would be worth checking out too.

That 10c RP move is only like 10a if you stem off the block to the right rear, unless you're a midge like Layton and can't reach it. Better to abseil than shwack-off I think.

Fawkin sissy-ass sport climber. Hyperspace is high grade Zylon 7 shiznizzle. Nagga.

Serious Zylon 7. Defenitly some Nylon 7 for me as well.

THE HORROR THE HORROR

Weathers supposed to suck.

I've only really had em once after a long belay in real cold temps. It was so fun, I can't wait till I get to experience it again.

I don't know whats worse, that, or the frozen barfies.

Rap rings and tat are hard to come by in Argentina. I guess the ethic down there is if you come across either on a climb, its fair game. They probably assumed it was the same thing here. Who cares anyway. The next herd of mounties carrying 800 feet of 1 inch tubular and 50 rap rings will make it all OK again. Consider it global wealth distribution

70's too long in the first place in my opinion. What are the advantages of having a full 140 anyway? One disadvantage I can think of is that it would be a pain in the ass to carry and you can't split it up b/w partners.

Fine then. First we'll need a young nubile female intern for our video project, then let's see ... two bottles of rum, some nitrous oxide, two pounds of honey, some flour, an ounce of columbian, and no Michael Layton, he's to busy thinking about masturbation or fucking dead things anyway.

I'll call the play-by-play, Capt. Caveman can provide color commentary.

Either buy her a pack of gum or have sex with her. I'd prefer the latter.

There aren't even any empty beer cans lying about. Sissy.

Not only did you not bring two sets of friends but you probably also forgot the parasol... Rat's alpine umbrella of choice. Nice job on the drinking boys!!!!!! and the sending the next day too of course.

Shoot it and watch it blow up; or Place in campfire, run like hell, watch it blow up

Right. You got a poem about Tim Horton too?

I used a 3000' stick clip on El Cap and toproped the whole thing. It was sweet.

sheesh! and here i thought you were a PBR man Don't worry honey, I can handle two at once.

Thin Red Line Saturday in the everpresent ominous drizzly mist

THE OLYMPICS AND THE POST-MODERN MYTH OF THE PHOENIX: A neo-anthropological normative critique of the Olympic Games and its place in contemporary society Soccer women are hot. Obviously volleyball women are WAY hot. So are basketball women. Diver women hot as well. Long jump women hot too. Softball women not so hot though.

Fuck that. Schmidties is always in season.

Hmmm... Central Cascades in mid-October or the Oregon desert? Logic might point to the conclusion that the weather in the desert might be a tad more predictable that time of year. Since last year at the Smiff party it was in the high 70s and sunny, and the 11worth beckfest was rained out and cold.

Oh yes, the Boving Route on SEWS: wet runout 5.10+, sounds perfect for a beginner.

only in the special olympics