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That was way too easy. Have fun in Utah

Seriously, where are you going in Utard? What are you stalking me? Don't worry your little head... I'll keep my hands off the sheep d00d. No stalking. Your little girlie friend called me up and said your little neutrino just wasn't fulfilling her and she wanted to come "hang out" with me for a few days. I was just wondering when you'd be getting back so I'd know whether to buy the playah box of condoms, or the "super pimp-daddy" economy pack from Cosco. Therefore, any info on your intirary would be appreciated, thanks!

Seriously, where are you going in Utard?

What about the millions of women being enriched?

Maybe if Dave didn't eat so many of those little purple pills your company makes, Minx, Dave wouldn't be interrupting Jon's television watching so often.

Taking a fieldtrip to the Windshirt Outlet in St. George?

More objective hazards involved in that situation.

After a long winter in Fairbanks and enough rum, the cougs probably won't look too bad.

I don't know whether to laugh at that funny-ass photo or just shake my head in disbelief that Dru actually took the time to photoshop boobs on a picture of Dave Shultz and post it.

Pax, you forgot to put a cover sheet on your TPS report. Get with the program, dude.

I hear eating Luna bars will make your tits grow.

The article on pot was just about as dumb as it gets. Steve House is a great climber (if not the best) but has some serious personal issues. And why do I need to read about the love / sex lives of dirtbag climbers when that sort of shit is just the daily lives of most climbers I know. Layton's piece was way better than that drivel. The old school Squamish article was top notch though. What a great little known segment of climbing history.

Not only was the dude into bestiality, but gay bestiality -He assaulted a ram!! That's hardcore. Must have been Bob.

My first pair of climbing shoes was a pair of hand-me-down EB's from my mom. How 'bout that!

Is the Brotherhood like the Kaskade Trad Klan?

E-Rock, may I suggest that you refrain from making such obscure geographic references like "the east coast," when addressing DFA. I doubt he has really ever travelled far from Portland, nor climbed anywhere besides Smith Rock.

Kind of looks like all that shit over there like Prodigal, the Lowe Route, etc. If I'm remembering everything right, Moonlight would still be open.

But since they wore wool, they got to spend more time with the sheep. Dru would have been pysched.

You mean they didn't even have high-tech Patagonia windshirts back then?

You mean you should write some flunky unpaid whitehouse intern an email.

Just a heads up for any monkeys headed down there this spring, there's a bunch of shit closed for raptor nesting until June including Angel's Landing and Isaac in the Court of the Patriarchs.

You are so wise, windshirt boy.

You guys take your bikes off sweet jumps too?

You'd know.

Theoretically you'd be under the jurisdiction of the place you committed the crime. However, I read in an article about the drug trade b/w Canada and the US that many Canadians arrested here are sent back to Canada after a year serving time here, and are given lighter sentences there since Canada is way chiller about drug crimes.