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Have you been watching corporate-sponsored Hollywood movies again Cleester? Tsk Tsk

Because everyone's jealous that he has a sled.

I think Caveman failed his belay test at V world, and thats why he's so pissed.

Like that dude who operated a crematorium in Georgia and just stashed the bodies on his property without cremating them. But he didn't eat 'em. Yum Yum.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Fuck off I never liked you either. Maybe I should make list who's next. FUCK ME I'M FROM TACOMA!!!!!

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Caveman's pissed off? I haven't noticed.

Except that you get raped by shipping and handling charges. But It'll probably still cheaper than paying full retail here.

Well I just finalized plans to go to Golden, BC next week to climb ice. Some friends of mine from Montana are living out there this winter, so I'll have partners and a place to stay. Any recomended routes or areas to hit. I've heard Kicking Horse Canyon is sick. Any other suggestions?

Unfortunately, drinking probably doesn't improve my climbing. It makes bouldering sessions more enjoyable though. And climbing makes me thirsty

You could have done the "anti-harness" method like John Redhead did once. Strip down, tie the rope around your nuts, proceed to top-rope 5.12. Just don't fall.

I just wanted to express my dismay at the fact that climbing gyms prohibit alcohol consumption on their premises. I go to the gym after work and it would be nice to have a few beers while I boulder. I pay the cash for the membership! I know most people who work at the gym are uptight sportos and might look down their noses at drinking and climbing, unless you're drinking wheatgrass juice. But a nice swig of almost-cold Pabst before you send - can't beat it. Here's to Practice Rock where drinking and smoking are alright with the kids.

Hey I don't think we have enough of these on this thread we need more.

SayJay, whats the beta on getting a snow machine ride up to huts. What did they charge you guys? The huts are on Scottish Lake and the good skiing/climbing is a bit further at Julius Lake, correct?

Busting out some cool dance moves at a party or club to impress the honeys is one thing. Being a competition ice dancer is quite another. Know what I'm sayin.

I've been watching some ice dancing myself. Why not? the chicks are hot hot hot and the outfits the dudes wear are so off-the-wall ridiculous they are hilarious! Its just funny that someone puts that get-up on and then take themselves seriously. But I have to agree why is it an OLYMPIC sport? And seriosly, telemark racing shoud be added to the games.

Pope do you really care if someone bolts some shit chosspile like Rifle? Noones ever going to climb there if there was no bolts. I'll personally never climb there regardless, but if noone bolted it it would be some obscure piece of crap rock noone even knew existed. If someone wants to bolt it and climb that shit I could care less.

I forgot my poles on a b/c trip and had to use a snow marker.

I brought my pig to Yosemite and hauled it all the way up El Cap.

I didn't know Elvis was an attorney. Do you show up in court in full-body sequined polyester jump suits?

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Not that he has any control over the economy. Except that he could balance the fuckin budget instead of spending billions of dollars on building a magic missile protection shield. If the bad guys really wanted to fuck us up, they wouldn't be shooting scuds at us. They'd be crashing more planes into us or unleashing anthrax at us, you know terrorism style.

Thanks guys. We know what the rules are. We're wondering about climbers' personal experience with dogs in J-tree though.

Is it Elvis?

sick dude! climbing AND car beta!!!