specialed

Here's to climbing in the Southeast. I'd be there right now if I wasn't here.

And Sam "Big Smooth cause I'm so damn high" Perkins

Thor's Obit is on the front page of the New York Times. Wow.

1-800-TALKDIRTY Phone sex with Ray for only $19.95 / minute I hear Rachel Babkirk calls all the time.

How 'bout how to light a spleef while on belay

Sounds like quite the badass. Sorry to hear he's gone, but atleast he lived a very full amazing life.

Check this out homes: http://www.cubiclecommando.com/AV%20stuff/ Click on monkey pee link for an instructional clip of what to do when you get extremely dehydrated in the mountains.

I'd go except that I'd end up dragging your sorry ass the last distance. Since anyone who would suggest such a sick proposal obviously has a diseased constitution.

quote: Originally posted by Raustin: Somebody give me a place to climb that isn't in any book. I seem to be stuck in a rut!!! I'm looking for something for Saturday. You're a sad confused individual. Try the gym.

Bong smoker Gremlin?

quote: Originally posted by Crackbolter: "Right now, Leavenworth climbing has no moral conscience. I am suggesting that one be developed. From your comments I can only conclude that your reasoning only goes as far as " more bolts are better" or "it is ok for anyone do drill anywhere". You are welcome to add your opinions toward the development of a "conscience", especially if it goes further than "you suck"." I will keep an eye out for you on lead turtling up a 5.5 trad route and then my partner will simulclimb past you clipping your gear as we go and then when we get to the top we will be sure to knock a couple of baseball sized trundlers while peeing down that 5.5 you so aestheticially shall ascend. Did I mention after you go home there will be nice rap anchors every 20 feet so I don't have to carry so much rope? I will solo past you simul-turtling up 5.5 and poop down upon you from great heights so I don't have to carry so much weight [ 04-17-2002, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: specialed ]

That must have been him because it was a pillar, not "the ground" we saw him hit. It looked like he nailed it pretty good but I guess not. And he did have an orange helmut, atleast it looked orange.

Canadian Rockies. I've never been in the summer but I'm goin'. Alpine Ice, long days solo on moderate alpine rock, long, difficult adventurous bolted routes. And go to the Bugs. And do the FA's like Dru says. Yeah Dog!

Oh yeah... Chris were you the one teaching the mtneers at Tieton last weekend? We pulled up across from Royal Arches Sunday morning looked up and the first thing we saw was a gaper in the mtneers group with an orange helmut take a big old ground fall. So much for safety first and that mountaineer bullshit. Too funny, oh well... [ 04-17-2002, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: specialed ]

Too bad not going to L-worth this weekend. Would be a serious Booty Call Sunday eve.

We ran into a guy there last weekend who was camping by the river. In the night a bigass tree fell and blocked him in, hee hee. He flagged us down and we got out and looked at the situation, realized the tree was really heavy, said sorry and got back into our rig and drove away and went climbing. Moral of the story: always bring a chainsaw and/or AlpineK with you when you go climbing.

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qb] Ed I hope you have an operators manual for that. Untrained use can result in stains on the sheets, stains on the pant leg, embarrasment, pregnancy, and disease.[/QB] Well I've managed to avoid the pregnancy and disease part so far(as far as I know anyway).

I'd rather sleep in a suby with five chicks than with one Ray Borbon too.

My favorite's the beater with the neon "Pretty Cool, huh?" bumper stickers. Straight Spanaway stilin'

Rachel Babkirk smokes crack!!???

quote: Originally posted by fern: Lynn Hill may be a better climber but I have a bigger rack Lynn Hill may be a better climber than me too but I have a penis.

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What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!