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quote: Originally posted by Dru: You just want Bobbi to do a before and afters slideshow. I could care less about her silicone titties. I just think she sucks a fat one. I wouldn't pay to listen to her idiotic blabber any more than I would pay to see Martha Stewart.

Beat his ass with his own quckdraws

Slideshows are awesome. I wish more pro climbers would give them, as long as their name isn't Bobbi Bensman.

It funny in the article it says the Sherriff's Office would like to "speak with the snowboarders". I'm sure they would.

My girlfriend and I were hanging out with my dad in Jackson Hole. A non-climbing friend of his from out east was visiting and my dad wanted to take him climbing. My dad gave him his old Willans harness and we set off for the crag. We stopped in town for some lunch and this dude and my dad bust out of their car (we were in seperate cars). My dad's wearing a full body stretch fleece jumpsuit and his friend's wearing the Willans harness. We walk through town (with my girlfriend and I following them from a block behind)laughing our asses off and watching everyone else in town staring and laughing. Funny thing is my dad's friend didn't even end up climbing. He got to the crag and felt too sick to climb from the altitude and the short hike.

quote: Originally posted by gregm: that would amke a little more sense in that it would be something you'd do in tele gear if you had all choices (reflects what tele is good for - rolling terrain). doing a slalom race in tele gear where you get judged for lifting your heel is just plain faggy. Yeah the pros were racing with skate skiing poles. But tele slaloming isn't faggy, even less so than fixed heal slalom as far as I'm concerned. Its an extra challenge to make tele turns around gates than with your heal down. If people just alpined it than what's the point? It is a little contrived, but its a necessary evil I think.

Why change dudes name? If he did something noteworthy he should be recognized for it. And why did she refuse the ambulance? Skeptical of Canadian doctors or they wouldn't take her insurance or what?

quote: Originally posted by gregm: then again, ohno definately played up the foul with his body language, giving me the impression it might have been his strategy to draw the foul. Obviously, but like in basketball thats just part of the game. Espescially in a sport like short-track where everyone's crammed togethor. Tele skiing in the olympics: I've done some tele racing before and slalom's cool but there's a race known by some fucked up norwegian name that Ican't remember but you do some gates, go off a jump, do a 360 turn, skate uphill, more gates, go downhill, then finish on a long uphill skate. It was on the pro tele race circuit (I was competing in the amateur chump division obviously) but the pros are bad ass and wicked good. Most of them are Euros.

quote: Originally posted by Lambone:[QB]Right on! Is it worth going if we only have four days? QB] Is that because you're spending the other two weeks of your trip hanging in Vegas, playing slots, and going to see Elvis impersonators and Tom Jones shows?

Thank you for the advice about sex, drugs, and alcohol.

Have you been watching corporate-sponsored Hollywood movies again Cleester? Tsk Tsk

Because everyone's jealous that he has a sled.

I think Caveman failed his belay test at V world, and thats why he's so pissed.

Like that dude who operated a crematorium in Georgia and just stashed the bodies on his property without cremating them. But he didn't eat 'em. Yum Yum.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Fuck off I never liked you either. Maybe I should make list who's next. FUCK ME I'M FROM TACOMA!!!!!

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Caveman's pissed off? I haven't noticed.

Except that you get raped by shipping and handling charges. But It'll probably still cheaper than paying full retail here.

Well I just finalized plans to go to Golden, BC next week to climb ice. Some friends of mine from Montana are living out there this winter, so I'll have partners and a place to stay. Any recomended routes or areas to hit. I've heard Kicking Horse Canyon is sick. Any other suggestions?

Unfortunately, drinking probably doesn't improve my climbing. It makes bouldering sessions more enjoyable though. And climbing makes me thirsty

You could have done the "anti-harness" method like John Redhead did once. Strip down, tie the rope around your nuts, proceed to top-rope 5.12. Just don't fall.

I just wanted to express my dismay at the fact that climbing gyms prohibit alcohol consumption on their premises. I go to the gym after work and it would be nice to have a few beers while I boulder. I pay the cash for the membership! I know most people who work at the gym are uptight sportos and might look down their noses at drinking and climbing, unless you're drinking wheatgrass juice. But a nice swig of almost-cold Pabst before you send - can't beat it. Here's to Practice Rock where drinking and smoking are alright with the kids.

Hey I don't think we have enough of these on this thread we need more.

SayJay, whats the beta on getting a snow machine ride up to huts. What did they charge you guys? The huts are on Scottish Lake and the good skiing/climbing is a bit further at Julius Lake, correct?

Busting out some cool dance moves at a party or club to impress the honeys is one thing. Being a competition ice dancer is quite another. Know what I'm sayin.