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It's that 1997 vintage clif bar, but only temporarily because I'm going to eat it on my next trip.

This is the pilot speaking. Welcome aboard. You're going to hell! Discuss.

I don't think anyone posted a link to the Dutch Clearasil Ads. unfortunately the Finnish sheep helmet was pulled. Not work unsafe, but wrong on so many levels

Please somebody pay attention to me again There were better fucktards before you, son, and there will be more amusing fucktards after you get tired of your 8th grade sock-stuffer act. Rock on!

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Some of us middle aged men are bored enough to pretend to be two people on cc.com

bloody your hand on a catus tree wipe it on your dress and SEND IT TO ME Good odds are it'll suck, but Dave Lovering sounds great even when the rest of the music's crap.

I think the post somewhere up there described connecting the ropes, tying a biner to the 5.5 retrieval line, clipping the biner to the lead rope and rapping on the lead rope. It's in the GriGri instructions too. I've used it with a 5mm nylon retrieval line where the rap was a straight shot down snow & ice--the attachment between ropes is a bulky affair for getting down rock with lots of cracks.

Phew, you've already proved beyond doubt the theory that you want to be like Trask and simply lack even the miniscule ability you'd need to imitate Trask imitating himself--what he mostly did anyway. Here's a little song even a talentless sham like you can sing as an ode to your (almost equally talentless) hero. Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck Who's that girl, that pretty young thing After I fuck her she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye Down to the pub for a two shilling ale The bread on the counter is going stale If I don't get some fresh bread soon Gonna punch in your face and bark at the moon Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time Got too many other things on me mind Patty was nice she was pale and cute But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Cheer up! Not everybody can pass those mail order art tests.

He's already got a nearly perfect Ecrin Roc hairdo. Why not get the real thing?

Yall foos are wasting your time on women with low standards. A real classy lady isn't impressd with less than an articulated walking fart.

It's best determine by what you've eaten in the last 12 hours. Mexican: during first week is OK Thai or Vietnamese: same Italian: 10 days Meatloaf: 2 weeks Seafood buffet: 20 days Steak: 3 weeks Sushi: better have a ring in your pocket

Once, apres-climb, my partner and I drove like 3 hours our of our way for corn dogs.

"ooh baby, right there...[ring ring] hello? hi! oh, nothing..."

combover watching!

It's unfortunate that he's been the token liberal in the race since it started. Hopefully he'll stay in the race long enough to add some actual values to the debates.

that depends on whether "duh" has one syllable or three

Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh!

earache my ass

Does 1912 count?