Cpt.Caveman

Yeah whatever. Tell me about it. My girlfriend just moved out my car is fucked and now my dog is scratching his skin and fur off like mad. Imagine the vet bill tomorrow. Been putting medicines on it for last 2 hours before this shit. Your life is so cushy. DIE EVERYONE

On the floor? I've been sleeping in the dirt for 13 years. A bed is too kosher for me anymore. Bring on the bugs dirt and wild animals fucking with me. I got guns and booze!

I was just approved for next moderator. I will wrong what everyone has done.

Die thieves die I'd lend you mine for months but you have to pick it up. NO drop offs. I have 2.

I approach many mountains with fear. I climbed bigger badder mountains but still scared of pebbles. Bring the fucking guillotine on!

We made it up all right. Up to the base then away in shame and disgust.

The pain the suffering the anguish.

Dont shrink shit if you dont want to. I can post it here for you without the restrictions. Send personal message. I am interested in the line.

WHO FUCKING CARES!?

Michael Layton for not sending mt jimmy crackhole corn with a steering wheel enabled wheelchair.

Me either cuz instead we got scared and walked away with heads low.

I am amazed........................

We sent the 5.10c route 13 pitches. It's shoter than slesse but rrequiies climbin. I think we also sent another unkown mountain. There are 3 more buttresses holes there. Bye! Check my sopekkklling

how many tongue darting death wishes in the dirt do we have?

It aint me bitches. So shut up!

You must die, I hate you all. To descend forbidden Peak base jump. To climb Slesse bivy 134 times. To climb OUter Space bivy 135 times. To climb Triple Coolers smack one piton and bivy once.To climb Chair Peak wait for Dane to tell you it's in only To climb get fuckking drunk!

No need. That's for the masses I mention. Sleep on scratchy's head if you will.I'll move to the left and embrace the bugs.

Only if you carry them.

Team jackass I amdire that. If you make the same mistake twice you must die.

That own beds- you are weak. it's not the dirt but it makes you tougher if you dont own one. What the fuck is the use of the sleeping pad.? I can understand some use of mosquitoe netting. Bivy in the dirt. What does team jackass use?

Fuck any pc correct standard losers. Show us titties show ass show nakedness. Pee in da butt and bring on the anal tongue darts of death.

yeah! lets see ya not touch that thing! I'm sure it can be done but skinnier the better. Plus it would be retarded to say "hey me this tree is aid dont touch it!". It's kinda chimney cavernous like and if you aint skinny then it's hard to avoid or not "touch". One day that tree might die. It seems to be broken a bit these days.... I'm not sure it would up the difficulty of the route at all if it died and or was removed\gone though.

The fault at Castle Rock.

I consider it a classic to do some tree climbing. There are so many on the standard approach to the routes I mention it would be a contrived piece of work to avoid them. Let alone some other climbs I have done too.. I recommend partaking in the experience of "free climbing trees".