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  1. I fail on everything. IF any girls want to climb let me know. I can lead some trad routes. If you want to climb mountains then make it 5.4 short!!!!!!! I am betting Amber will reply asap If I had 5.11 ropegun then I would never fail. So I know some of you do and shut up!!
  2. Read above. It was in the first sentence: buddy taking a 20 footer on to a ledge we retreated with tails between legs.
  3. One time a guy came at my dad with a knife. I think he's in the earth now. They contemplated running him over.
  4. Here you whine about a tree while Nathan's body is in pain. You are so suck. Maybe you should have taken that fall.
  5. I am so suck I probably could not ski Marek's new route up silver peak
  6. It's now a help for entertainment.
  7. No need for directionals any more.
  8. The one to the left of the perfect 5.5 hand crack. It pissed Sisu off the first time we rappelled. So then he went back to the truck and brought out the hacksaw. I think it will make the route more aesthetic and rated x for those without experience placing pro. We left the remains to the left of the railroad anchors.
  9. As always. But I am tough enough to ask
  10. Where's the chat. I Suk.
  11. After a failure getting off route on Mt Jungle climbing 5.8 in boots and buddy taking a 20 footer on to a ledge we retreated with tails between legs. I left a piton for somebody up there. That night we got hella drunk and it rained. Further convincing us our decision to bail from Mt JungleGym. I will be back though. Today Sisu cut down that annoying tree at the Northern Slab at Index. It was funny watching him do it with glee. We sighted Necronomicon and Layton speed climbing the GNS in record time. Mark Twight would have been impressed by the gimp in boots. At least he was out there. No weed for ya this time bruthas We finished off the weekend by shooting guns and checkin out the white trash below Zeke's Wall on the 4 wheelers and motocycles and shit. Ah the joy. THanks I had to beat my chest. Please respond with your mount JungleGym experiences.
  12. Oh and so did I think that it was that bad until I found one certain plumb! There is more jungle just for you. I'll be back!!!!! Cheers bitch
  13. Oh and start climbing in the mountains called the "Cascade Range".
  14. Trees are free climbing... Unless you dont do much climbing around these parts... Devil's club in the face might as well be a norm. Hello.
  15. We take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed But it's the price you pay Oh yeah baby!
  16. Yes we found the jungle. Mt Index aint shit. Man it was fun!!!!
  17. Apply Honey Bucket sticker to helmet!
  18. Cpt.Caveman

    The Mall

    Dumb fucking fucker fucked up fuckhole fuckwad fuckstick mall fucks!
  19. Borrow some harpoons that fit on sneakers. There is absolutely no reason to carry big ass boots up there. Your fucking fucked sneakers may slide around on the snow.
  20. I recomend sneakers with harpoons and a walking stick. Others disagree but i disagree with the fucking fucked fucker disagreeers. Do you disagree?
  21. ARG it's mine.
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