
Cpt.Caveman
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You must die, I hate you all. To descend forbidden Peak base jump. To climb Slesse bivy 134 times. To climb OUter Space bivy 135 times. To climb Triple Coolers smack one piton and bivy once.To climb Chair Peak wait for Dane to tell you it's in only To climb get fuckking drunk!
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No need. That's for the masses I mention. Sleep on scratchy's head if you will.I'll move to the left and embrace the bugs.
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Only if you carry them.
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Team jackass I amdire that. If you make the same mistake twice you must die.
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That own beds- you are weak. it's not the dirt but it makes you tougher if you dont own one. What the fuck is the use of the sleeping pad.? I can understand some use of mosquitoe netting. Bivy in the dirt. What does team jackass use?
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Fuck any pc correct standard losers. Show us titties show ass show nakedness. Pee in da butt and bring on the anal tongue darts of death.
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yeah! lets see ya not touch that thing! I'm sure it can be done but skinnier the better. Plus it would be retarded to say "hey me this tree is aid dont touch it!". It's kinda chimney cavernous like and if you aint skinny then it's hard to avoid or not "touch". One day that tree might die. It seems to be broken a bit these days.... I'm not sure it would up the difficulty of the route at all if it died and or was removed\gone though.
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The fault at Castle Rock.
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I consider it a classic to do some tree climbing. There are so many on the standard approach to the routes I mention it would be a contrived piece of work to avoid them. Let alone some other climbs I have done too.. I recommend partaking in the experience of "free climbing trees".
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grabbed that one yesterday but really, if you aren't gonna damage the tree, its in... especially in alpine... usually it is in the way and getting around it without touching it makes it harder and contrived... like saying certain holds are 'out' on a sport climb... but if possible i try not to, but if it is there, the temptation can be great especially if you are gripped. I think by this logic, pulling on gear would also be considered "in." Trees are definitely aid. I call bullshit because you should climb and approach something like Calculus Crack or St Vitus Dance approach. Via 5.7 "tree" climbing as noted in the guidebook. Or even try Mt Index for instance.
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I'm ready. What do I have to install?
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OOh wow! Does a response to any comment mean you think I'm cute Let's hook up. I'll lead a pitch or sumptin' Wayne not you BARF! You're cool but dam she's cuter.
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Next time you climb an 8000 meter peak let me know. I'm tired of hearing about 2nd hand word concerning accomplishments. I thought we were close If it happens again I'll tell your wife about you and trask. I know your lurking. Send info from basecamp NOW I'll promise to induct you as a secret member of the Drunks for Sluts climbing club. If you decline we will automatically make you an honorary member. Please endorse the fatboy's climber club which I am a member of and not the president this year. I am hopefull to be the next years' master. Thank you sincerely Captain Caveman. PS what do you think of Dan -?
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Trask- The master of tongue darting stinky dingleberried infested hairy gay men's buttholes.
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Oi lad! Will comply. If it rains on us then we can get really wasted and walk out having a good ole time. Or should I say stumble out
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Hey fuck off you skinny lout. I've never hidden my name. In fact you and Rob were the ones hiding behind your nicknames for months. The main point is that I have nothing to do with this either. Also saw you in person and laughed. Talk about scared... You should be. Try pulling your head out of your ass loser.
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A party can climb the first good pitch and the loose dirty pitch you mention to a 1/4 incher and 3/4 inch cam placement with a 60 meter line in one pitch . oi!
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I hope to see some of you out this weekend while I do some sub alpine scrambling. Bring on the whiskey bring on the wine and bring on the good times. And if you see anybody trying to break into my car kick em in the gonads
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Yeah travel really light. It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
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Yep. I got the size of a small post it note. Works off one AAA battery for 10 hours of play time. They claim it is the worlds smallest mp3 player... http://store5.yimg.com/I/efendos_1745_18836100
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I dont know what the approach to snowking is like now but if you can make it to the Lakes you'll have nice views. It may be very possible to get there with little or no snow.. Check out Trappers Peak.
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You try so hard but your brain is so feeble.