Do you wake up at 5 AM for the alpine start for ice climbing and rock climbing when it is not necessary?
Do you eat healthy foods? Do you avoid big macs, whole barns etc?
Do you refuse beer in large quantities the night prior to climbing?
Are you a non Smoker
Do you climb 5.12 or WI5?
Do you wear spandex ?
Are you missing a beer gut?
Do you tape your hands to crack climb every time?
Do you decline weed?
Do you train for climbing?
If you can anwer yes to 5 of above questions you might be a robot