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  1. Hey did you guys peek anywhere near the climbs rocky and bullwinkle!?
  2. quote: Originally posted by Charlie: how about- "ifyouwantsomeactionI'llleaveyouintraction"? Charlie you have to get hostile! Use those mean faces like this one ---> Then insert some of these next to their name ---> Kiss it Bitch!
  3. Thanks for the reports Alex. Keep them coming. Even if they are too easy for Lambone at least my fat arse can attempt one or two some day.
  4. You are not a robot. I know this man. You drink ,smoke, dont train as the definition I know, spandex in your bedroom does not count TMI!, Alpine start my arse, eat like me , you never decline weed remember weed is smoking ha!, yes missing beer gut. No go at this station! Get back in line!
  5. Ok Tape is to be ignored still count is 5. When you hit 5 then you must dig deep and see if you are a robot. Dru you cannot possible be a robot so ignore
  6. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000050Check this out. Hope it helps!
  7. Dats right Dru!
  8. Right on Cling! Good work. And dont listen to Lamebitchboner when he implies Rambles is a wuss area
  9. Note on tape Hands: I said tape hands on every crack climb. Some would be wise to tape on but I have found merely a select few. Like only one that I can immediately think of.
  10. Yeah we'll see when we meet! Fuck VWorld an Lambone!
  11. quote: Originally posted by Lambone: Easy on the rayisms...best not fuck with caveman on Monday morning. I just think toproping hard shit is hella fun sometimes. In a no stress smoke a bowl kinda way... I call bs once again. Fuck off! Tired of your ass! You cannot hide your snide comment. I got an axe for your melon bitch!
  12. My Alpine Jerkoff award goes to Lambone. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001430 He instantly jumps in and belittles me because I like the Rambles like a lot of other people. Fuck off once again uninstigated bitch.
  13. quote: Originally posted by Lambone: Yeah your more of a Rambles type of guy arn't ya Caveman. Yep so what ahole!
  14. Yeah I mostly posted for those going to the ice\no ice gathering as I prefer to call it. Hate to see lads get locked up!
  15. Just remember folks they do these things even in Lillooet. We went through one saturday night on the east\north end of town just near mugs and jugs! Make sure you are not too drunk or else!
  16. On the robot note: Robots were spotted in Lillooet this past weekend. We drank all night and smoke our lungs out. We ate greasy breakfast and dinners. We did not lead any WI5 or 5.12. I was the only beer gut holder. We asked for weed at all chances possible! We wore no spandex. Yet we still beat the robots to climbs
  17. There might not be any ice there. BTW is the Legion going to be open? I would assume so... Guzzle beer to remove the fear
  18. SUV's are another factor and not to be included but good question.
  19. I was not at Marble this weekend. Kiss it TR this TR that it gets boring there for me...
  20. Then you need to climb with me I dont climb with robots except Sisu Suomi
  21. quote: Originally posted by mattp: Let's save the trip to "poverty rock" for some time when we can all have fun with Caveman. I am working on moving into a new place. Once I am settled and all I want to guzzle beers
  22. Do you wake up at 5 AM for the alpine start for ice climbing and rock climbing when it is not necessary? Do you eat healthy foods? Do you avoid big macs, whole barns etc? Do you refuse beer in large quantities the night prior to climbing? Are you a non Smoker Do you climb 5.12 or WI5? Do you wear spandex ? Are you missing a beer gut? Do you tape your hands to crack climb every time? Do you decline weed? Do you train for climbing? If you can anwer yes to 5 of above questions you might be a robot
  23. Nice name!
  24. Yes I confirm it as a route name. I agree it might be the best. Isn't it a bolted route though? If so it should fall in the sporto not trad category
  25. Brass Balls = It fits the necessity for climbin the route too. Fuck up on the paste your feet and you have no gear in, get ready for some sterilization
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