thelawgoddess

PMS

hey fence, you're not the only one!

hmm. some "interesting" statements ... some not so much. quirky euros.

for the pot-smoking graemlin lover in you:

they're everywhere, dude.

dude, what kind of class-less chicks have you been kissing? ick!

man, she was the hottest 50-year-old ever ... and she so wanted you. me and paco still don't know why you weren't all over that.

yeah, try those everett chicks. fence sitter says they're all into that stuff.

you guys are so mean.

yeah, doesn't that just suck? you try to get that nasty acid out of your mouth and what happens? you get a nice clean mouth for about 30 seconds. and then you're right back where you started. ugh.

is it just me, or does he kind of look like bill clinton?

lol. minx funny.

i was pretty pissed when i heard the news this morning. wtf? dumbshit.

i second.

what about the park?

good thing i didn't just stop by then. where's fred beckey gonna stay now?

squamish pub club: or make that: or make that:

yeah. thanks, paco. i was nearly blinded by that sighting. (you are in dire need of some nude sunbathing!)

iain, please come to seattle to teach me how to drink properly.

hey, why don't you guys go get jobs! (just kidding ...)

i think i've only puked 3 other times in all of my 16+ years of drinking. (and no, i lived in europe; i'm not *that* old!)

sloopersized drinks ... yum!

what a f'ing awesome jibbing story!!! btw, how to jib jack daniels:

i am SO down for more pub clubs in squamish. eh? they f'ing rock!!! thanks, snoboy, for hosting. eh? and thanks to dru and fern for adding to the other half of the canadian contigent. eh? btw, dru's actually a lot younger and cuter than i remember. ps - two notes to self: 1) don't EVER forget your rock shoes when you go climbing. you can forget your rack, your rope, your chalk, your money, your sleeping bag, your food, your partner ... *anything* but your rock shoes. 2) don't EVER drink jack daniels again. EVER!!!