glacier

James Dean died in a car wreck.

Nah...

View from the office this afternoon: (Seattle PI says broken bones, nothing life threatening - but those guys were probably feeling like Wile E. Coyote)

git drunk and shoot things!!1! yeeHAW!11!!

The girlfriend has been instructed to shout "Don't grab the fucking draw!" and "Pull your head out of your ass!" when I'm cheesing out on lead. I expect we will be traumatizing small children at an area near you.

Beware, this could be you! (especially Dru)

Nah, he was middle-aged - definite mountie material.

Yeah, but have you seen an ivory-billed woodpecker?

Bowmore doesn't suck. Love the Big L, but Bowmore's got better balance.

Maybe you should get different seats.

So, my sweetie and I were at the ballet last week, taking in a bit of culture and enjoying watching fit, flexible people flit around. Now, I am used to seeing a wide definition of "formal" wear at Seattle cultural events - jeans to evening wear, but this is the first time I have spotted (drum roll please)... Shorts and polypro. Now, there was only one, he wasn't wearing a helmet with tape, and the 10 essentials were not in sight, so I couldn't be sure that it was a Mountaineer, but it did seem a bit amiss. Comments? Explanations?

Transformers vs. GI Joe!

just had to find the right pix

Cat v iguana? Who cares - they both taste like chicken. How about Ewok vs. Fraggle?

It's clearly an installer remover.

Locate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Just a sec, what's that under the couch? .... Never mind, just my Furby.

Lighting fireworks out of my ass

Pain - "Antidote"

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches, Mike’s got flu, Everybody’s got a parasite, I’ve got you...

You should just get a unicycle.

Idgit guvmint. Perspective from the man hisself. "At any rate, spring is here, even in London N.1, and they can't stop you enjoying it. This is a satisfying reflection. How many a time have I stood watching the toads mating, or a pair of hares having a boxing match in the young corn, and thought of all the important persons who as you are not actually ill, hungry, frightened or immured in a prison or a holiday camp, spring is still spring. The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun, and neither the dictators nor the bureaucrats, deeply as they disapprove of the process, are able to prevent it." - George Orwell (1946)

Or Florida, where they arrest doctors on the way to the delivery... linky

Better than being in Connecticut Motorcycle wreck? "Too bad..."

Flogged myself at Smith. Surprisingly un-crowded, except for the hordes of folk carrying clanky gear and exchanging gear beta on Superslab.