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29 Palms, CA Today Sunny. Highs in the upper 60s. Light wind. Tonight Mostly clear. Lows in the mid 40s. North wind around 10 mph. Tuesday Mostly sunny. Highs in the upper 60s. Northeast wind around 10 mph. Tuesday Night Mostly clear. Lows in the lower 40s. North wind around 10 mph. Wednesday Mostly sunny. Highs in the upper 60s. North wind around 10 mph in the morning increasing to 10 to 15 mph in the afternoon. Wednesday Night Mostly clear. Breezy. Lows in the lower 40s. Thursday Mostly sunny. Breezy. Highs in the lower 60s. Thursday Night Mostly clear. Lows in the upper 30s. Friday Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 60s. Friday Night Mostly clear. Lows in the upper 30s. Saturday Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 60s. Saturday Night Mostly clear. Lows in the upper 30s. Sunday Mostly sunny. Highs in the lower 60s.

Killer, or Fang.

Over paid, under sexed

I'm....a little bit girlish I don't like to do boy things I'm a little bit girlish I don't like to do boy things I don't like organized football I don't like organized anything I'm a little bit girlish I don't belch in public

Jim White "Handcuffed To A Fence In Mississippi" I'm handcuffed to a fence in Mississippi. My girlfriend blows a boozy good-bye kiss. I see flying squirrels and nightmares of stigmata. Then awakening to find my Trans-Am gone. Still, I'm feeling pretty good about the future. Yeah, everything is peaches but the cream. I'm handcuffed to a fence in Mississippi, where things is always better than they seem. Things is always better than they seem. I see the guitar that my cousin played in prison, floating with the tv in the swimming pool. I'm calling for the owner of the motel, then noticing the bloodstain on the door. I'm reaching for the shoes under the bushes, just in time to hear the sirens sing. I'm handcuffed to a fence in Mississippi, where things is always better than they seem. Things is always better than they seem. You know freedom's just a stupid superstition, 'cause life's a highway that you travel blind. It's true that having fun's a terminal addiction. What good is happiness, when it's just a state of mind? For in the prison of perpetual emotion, we're all shackled to the millstone of our dreams. Me, I'm handcuffed to a fence in Mississippi, where things is always better than they seem. Things are always better than they seem.

Duude!

I dunno about avalanches, but a coworker's friend just took a snowmobile off a 60+ foot cliff near Cle Elum to his death, so we'll already too late for the snowmobile thinning of the herd pool.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

My favorite was the calendar rating system for diners, and the description of the all you can eat at Swamp Guinea's.

I must be damn near perfect... Your weight is: 155 pounds Your sex is: Male Your Body Fat percentage is: 12 Your Lean Body Mass is: 136 pounds Your 'Ideal' weight is: 157 pounds Your activity factor is: 0.83 Your recommend blocks per day are: 17 (127 grams of protein)

don't worry - the Republicans can perform vehicular manslaughter and deny responsibility just like the Dems, except at least Janklow had to serve a trivial amount of jail time.

Sunday was good, a bit windy in the AM, but generally fine. Fought the early-season legs all day and had a grand time out. Everyone was twitchy to get in the snow, for sure.

Gettin' prepped to scrape snow off the rocks at Baker...

All you should ever buy your woman is oven mitts and an apron.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders up 15 shots of whiskey. The bartender serves her, and soon enough, she passes out. After she passes out, the bartender puts her in the back room and charges the rest of the bar patrons $10 each to have their way with her. A few days later, she returns to the bar. Bartender asks, "15 shots of whiskey again?" "No," she replies, "vodka this time. Whiskey makes my twat sore."

Remember, you'll want your special headgear so the Martians don't mess with your brainwaves.

***shudder*** Anyway, on to Intelligent Design, the New Cerationism. Discovery Institute ID defined How to sneak ID into your curriculum

I've taken falls onto a blue with no problem (as have several friends of mine). Like Tex said, correct placement will be your primary concern.

still holding out for that piano player in a whorehouse gig...

Took the folks to the Flight Museum. Bought a book. Crushing consumerism, I know.

Ninjas with tacos!

And a happy T-day back at you - entertaining the folks, who are currently spoiling the cat even more than he already is...

tiny plaid ninjas

Another divine grilled cheese on Ebay