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So, what exactly causes the nutsack expansion? The maximum size depicted in the drawing is frightening. Apparently it's obscured the skiers view cuz that dude is about to smash his sack on a tree.

Yeeeya. They can data-mine all they want just as long as I get a token gift. Some smoked salmon and a couple cedar candles are on their way.

so sly

Canadian, or British? Commentator be confused. As for beer and smokes, I pity the fool with a habit in Canada; the taxes are HIGH.

not even a kiss first. It bites to run out of ammo. ouch.

That certainly qualifies the genre of Philosophy Jokes if it's considered "Funny".

"The Black Diamond PowderKeg will offer participants two categories, Recreational and Racing. The Recreational course combines 3,550 feet of climbing over 5.5 miles, while the Racing Division will add an additional 1,700 foot climb, 1.5 miles and technical descent to spice things up. The course will start at Alta Ski Area, tour up Patsy Marley Ridge, descend and then climb up Honeycomb Peak before descending again and then ascending to Twin Lakes Pass. From Twin Lakes Pass skiers will race to the finish at Brighton Ski Area. The bonus climb for the Racing Division will be at the Alta Ski Area heading up to the Germania lift and then onto Gunsight Notch before the descent to the first checkpoint. The top three men and women finishers in each category will receive Black Diamond Backcountry Gear and Patagonia Outerwear." more: http://www.blackdiamondequipment.com/about/news/powderkeg.html

"Hiking" is another term for "approach".

Is Ferguson Ridge not even a consideration?

almost as good:

Bob Dole and Bill Clinton will resurrect their 1996 debate rivalry with a series of "Point/Counterpoint" segments to air on the TV program "60 Minutes". The topics covered will be [insert joke here].

Never play poker with a woman! No matter how small a pair she has......... It will always beat anything your holding in your hand

Why "transition from ice to rock"? There's some amazing alpine routes that are coming into shape.

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a porkchop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar." "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "Our babysitter's boyfriend."

Well, if you recall, there was this high-profile winter sports event in Salt Lake last year. Part of that involved getting lots of funds for public transportation (the Interstate 15 has been undergoing construction pretty much the whole time I've lived in this state), and part of it involved the largest domestic deployment of troops ever. Last February was not the time for backcountry, night-time skiing. The funniest part was that the city handed out bus tickets to Las Vegas to every homeless person they could find. I don't know if they comped them casino credits, though.

werd. Interconnect Tour. Sounds like fun.

This mundane van can be customized into something that would rip your head like the cra-cra chron. A shaggin wagon, dog. At the very least, a sticker that says something like "MRNP Climbing Rangers. It's all fun and games until someone pokes their eye out."

Trask be getting on with a whole gang of strange: But, WTF is this?

I've got other views about that. SLC has a new light rail system called TRAX that works very well. A model system really. It came online just before the Winter Games. Just take a bus from the airport to Park City, and stay there.

She hiked up her skirt, and I quickly climbed onto the pool table to join her.

Utah Senator Orrin Hatch. FYI, Utah has a controversial law establishing english as the official language of the state. Duh mass.

Can you get that on tape? It'd be a jackass stunt worthy of airtime.

You're overcompensating for lack of something, fersure.