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FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!

turn that frown upside down

I got a ride with a family of four across the Navajo reservation. We stopped in Kayenta for some snackage, and the littlest kid got a bag of gummy bears. Little dude wolfed them down, then started complaining about a stomach ache. Pop at the wheel stopped just in time for his spawn to spew onto the roadway. Partially melted gummy bears on the tarmac. I don't think the kid chewed at all. Several of them were standing upright, and looked so forlorn due to their fate of becoming little gummy puddles on the road. Me and the other kid laughed to hard I thought I was gonna pee. that was sick

It's NOT in Kansas, Toto.

Is this an attempt at a process of elimination? Great! those are NOT the Hogar mountains.

It's great for a piolet. It's not the ticket for extensive water ice climbing.

BJ

Folks in these parts have been speed dialing and sending emails for the past hour. Amazing. News conference at 5:00 tonight.

Flaws in your math, apparently. The answer will always be a multiple of 9.

Lick the boot http://www.fishproducts.com/powerandrubber/prpics/pr1.jpeg

Some people need an R and L painted on their boots, too.

for some, marriage is war.

Check out a movie clip.

FREEDOM toast, FREEDOM fries, FREEDOM tickler, FREEDOM maid's outfit, FREEDOM champagne, Tour de FREEDOM

The secret is found in the Beatle's White Album: #9, #9, #9 . . .

Check out this buffalo: and that furry thing on the ground in front of him.

How's about changing the moniker of "French technique" to "Freedom technique"?

I wouldn't want to have the job of wielding the knife. I've whacked many fish, but they don't squeal, or look like Wilbur. Maybe they get someone on work furlough?

Why is the combo spoon and fork utensil found in KFC packs called a "spork" instead of a "foon"?

And what's the likelihood of a Goverment official asking an Indian chief for advice. But the lifestyle idea . . .

redundancy eliminated

An old Cherokee Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief," one official began, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done..." The Chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied: "When white man found the land, Indians were running it with no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver. Women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night making love to the women." The Chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that?"

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