pope

I hear you're currently a wide receiver.

Four.

DFA say: Doctor.... what?

I think they're for real this year. So far a great record and a soft schedule remains. Those who don't care (because you think sending V2 is more important)...save your breath. I don't care that you don't care.

Access is a constitutional right...for those who can afford it.

How many sport climbers can sit on a bar stool?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Send it!

Back in the rough-and-tumble 1970's. Do you think your average sport climber knows how to have that much fun? "Oh, we're having a splendid time clipping these bolts and pretending we're Alan Watts, getting ready to send. What? Climb a sign atop the cowboy bar? Is it 5.14? Has Chris Sharma's girlfriend climbed it in her prAna top? No? Uh....sorry, we're not interested. And we don't drink beer. We prefer wheat-grass smoothies in between sessions on the campus boards."

Hey you big prick! This is a serious discussion already. How dare you precipitate its degeneration into another bolting discussion? Moderator! Move this thread to SPRAY at once!

Timeless wisdom.

That just makes me blush. Try buying an add in the Stranger's classified pages.

Dear god and pope this is still true There are many Annapurnas in the life of Muffy. I think you need a diversion. Climbing is a bad habbit that can distract you from what's important in life. Try climbing onto a bar stool instead (just make sure that four sport climbers didn't leave it inverted).

Old Snow Cap: New Snow Cap: New packaging. Is the product the same? My first impression is that it is not. I'm trying to find as much of the old formula as I can get my hands on.

Yoga apparel? Gee, that's a new one on me. And the purchase price of $34E6...that's impressive. Ain't prAna the outfit that makes them hemp chalk bags and alternative stretch jog bras that's popular with the unshaven boulder-hoppin' gurlz?

Bivouac. That's French for "mistake". Big Lou said it. I believe it.

Go the night before. Biv-wack in the John at Narada Falls. Heat, running water and benches for crashing are provided by Uncle Sam. What a country!

As long as the confessional is open, let's hear from the "climbers" who have been rap bolting in wilderness areas.

I heard Johnny Thunders on KEXP last week. Where else are you going to find that?

The quality spray is absent because the quality sprayers are banned (and because I've outgrown this juvenile bullshit). Anyway, bring back Dwayner. Bring back the fun.

milk dudz

Look for him to reappear.....in disguise.

There's about 3" of slush at Mowich Lake which is about 4900 ft.

Dwayner, Caveman, Willstrickland, Trask...where did all the cool cats go? Guess I'm the last one.