Dru

You can get "russian cytomax" (speck) at a butcher shop or abbatoir for about 50 cents a pound.

satin does not spawn per se it spores. Distributing satin spore for the purposes of halucination is a Federal offense punishable by 6 months of no spray or a good meal of horse cock whichever comes first.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har!I know but I dont care. Your mom gets around dude.

Aliens suck. Yellow TCU and pink Tri cam are the best. #6 Friend is second best.

quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time"

What the hell if you think 50 is better than 60 why not go all the way and save more weight by using a 45 or 40? Try using a 50 and 60 for a while and see how often the 50 brings you up short. Then get another 60.

I would be embarrased to admit that my belly was a montagne. Fortunately it is more of a plain or prairie or steppe.

An old woman is seen crying in a nursing home. An attendant asks what is wrong. Woman: "My boyfriend left me for another woman!" Attendant: "Boyfriend? At your age?" Woman: "Yes!" Attendant: "Aren't you too old? For well, you know.... getting physical?" Woman: "Well, we could kiss, and hug, and sometimes I would hold his cock in my hand.... I can't believe he left me for that bitch Thelma Johnson!" Attendant: "Thelma Johnson? But she's bedridden! Why would he leave you for Thelma Johnson?" Woman: "She has Parkinson's!!!!"

2770 Bentall St. between Lougheed Highway and Grandview Highway (aka 12th St.) about 1 block E of Rupert St. So this is just over the Vancouver border from Burnaby actually. I betcha MapQuest can do the rest for you.

If people from Eugene have kids is that Eugenics?

Lowell has anyone skiied the Price Glacier under current broken-to-bits conditions?

quote: Originally posted by MountainMan: Jens, I had the same thing happen to me on the way out of Colchuck Pk. I got bit by something and have a VERY large bump on my leg ... it itches and aches. Spider? Carpenter Ant? Hungry Mosquito?What the hell could it be? Have either of you developed a Spider Sense or the ability to shoot webs yet?

real trip report

quote: Originally posted by MounTAIN Woman: Wow, unless I'm missing something, I would have a hard time leading out with the anchors set up as you have described. You have three anchors rigged for a downward pull, with a single directional anchor for an upward pull. Now, should the leader fall, he/she will pull you up, potentially ripping out the single piece, followed by the trio of pieces. Not exactly a bomb-proof belay anchor. The belay anchor, as I understand it, is for the belayer, and the leader places protection on lead. There's nothing saying that the leader can't use the belay anchors as his/her first "piece". You have essentially rigged a belay for bringing up your second. But not for the other scenario. You need to equalize the anchors using a sling, cordelette, or similar method and make sure to anticipate the direction of pull. There is a good write up of this in John Long's book "Climbing Anchors". read above posts for a discussion of why it wont happen the way you describe....

This Friday-Saturday-Sunday at the shipping warehouse in Burnaby. (The new one, not the old one which was in the same building as the factory). 50-75% off retail. clothing, packs, harnesses. 9AM-9PM. Cash or credit card only.

jon they put up a statue of yo mama:

trask and mama:

quote: Originally posted by trask: Dru's Mamma is so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. puss trask your mama is so ugly, after 10 beers she still looks like your mama.

shouldnt that picture of your mom be on the yo mama thread?

jons mama is trasks mama but they dont know it.... heres a "bare" pic of her

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dru: I got news for ya trask... they aren't girls they just dress that way :eek Yep, I've heard about your type of girl, Dru Trask this is what I mean.... this is Jon in his Britney costume...

So has anyone jumped Spire Rock or the REI Pinnacle yet and are those "B" or "E"?

You mama so fat they called the Dead Sea something else before she took a dip in it. Page top mofo!!!!! [ 06-18-2002, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]

Cams, bolts, trees, slung threads, and pitons are multi directional. I suggest you use them by preference. That said, the correct answer to your question is cut the rope, go home, write a bestseller about it.

quote: Originally posted by Off White: And you've established both sport routes and alpine climbs. I really feel that self-loathing is your best bet.... I have never established a pure sport climb. They all have at least one gear placement somewhere. Placing a $5.00 bolt next to a crack that I already have the gear to fit is a waste of $5.00 I could otherwise spend on beer.