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Just say no people protested, said Brontosaurus sounded like Bluntosaurus and it was leading kids to reefer, so they changed it... No actually, the same beast, was named twice by two different scientists, and they took the name the first guy gave it cause he was first, even though it was the second one that was more well-known. But you can still order "Bronto Burgers"

switch to metric now. it will save lives and tax dollars.

you should read it - manthorpe's one of the best columnists in N. America. so far he's correctly called every major development before it happened.

Dont forget that King 5 reported Whistler got 8m (25 feet) of snow in 48 hours last week!!

high tech solutions not working so well

too slow

done. waitaminit, you can't fool me, its because they live in different hemispheres!

"and the ice cream was THIS LONG"

A few miles from the bridge to the south lie the ruins of the ancient city of Ur, founded 8,000 years ago, the birth place of Abraham and a flourishing metropolis at a time when the inhabitants of north-west Europe were still walking round in animal skins. Sgt Sprague, from White Sulphur Springs in West Virginia, passed it on his way north, but he never knew it was there. "I've been all the way through this desert from Basra to here and I ain't seen one shopping mall or fast food restaurant," he said. "These people got nothing. Even in a little town like ours of twenty five hundred people you got a McDonald's at one end and a Hardee's at the other."

A guy is walking down the street and he´s really horny. so he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out. So, by this time, he´s really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says: "Look, I only have five dollars. I´m really horny and I need a blow job for 5 dollars!" The guy there says: "OK, for five dollars we can give you a penguin." "What´s a penguin?" "You´ll see." So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The man unzips his pants and waits for his "penguin". Soon a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy with his pants at his ancle, waddles after her, shouting... "HEY! WHAT´S A PENGUIN?!"

this would be the same Us intelligence that believed the simple forgeries about iraqi nukes? maybe they get paid in monopoly money (got a dollar sign right on it so it must be legal!)

you have a Barbie?

although, the bulletproof properties of silicon implants have been well documented, and can be life saving

looks like a gym climb, a line of plastic jugs

The Seven Dwarfs are on a vacation in Europe and receive an audience with the Pope. As the oldest, Dopey serves as spokesman for his mates. Standing before the Pope, Dopey asks, "Your excellency, are there any dwarf nuns in Vatican City?" The Pope thinks for a moment and says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Vatican City." This makes the other six dwarfs snicker. Dopey then asks, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?" "No," the Pope responds. "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe." Hearing this, the other six dwarfs fall to the floor, laughing and howling. Dopey looks at the Pope and says, "Sir, are there any dwarf nuns in the world?" "No, my son," the Pope says. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." With this, the other six dwarfs began chanting, "Dopey made love to a penguin! Dopey made love to a penguin!"

Did you know that there were more American and British citizens in the Al-Qaeda training camps in Afghanistan, than there were Iraqi citizens? Today's fun fact courtesy of historian Gwynne Dyer.

A penguin walks into a bar and sits down at the bar stool. "Hey bartender! Gimme a beer!" "Aren't you a penguin?" asks the bartender. "Yeah buddy, now where's that beer?" "Well, did you know we have a drink named after you? Maybe you'd like to try that instead of just havin' a beer?" "No shit, you have a drink named Irving?"

heres what always bothers me about time travel stories, if you move through time but not space, youre gonna end up floating in the vacuum somewhere cause the Earth wasnt in the same place back then.

do you think Hussein would have abdicated if they'd offered him 1 billion in cold cash, small used bills? and a Bill Gates style trophy wife?

Hey Ryland the Atacama desert in N chile, Bolivia etc. is temperate/subtropical dry belt, same latitude S that N hemisphere deserts are N (more or less). as for the time dilation thing: gravity is higher at the poles but velocity is lower (smaller circle around axis of rotation) so it probably cancels out. anyway lets not forget the whole solar system is moving at 33 km/sec towards Mu Hercules. that's even faster than Dan Howett and his dog on Rainier!

hmm, if you are further away from the center of gravity, then gravity should be lower, not higher. F= -G M1 M2/R^2, and you have a higher R.

pseudo rhyming Hallmark card romantic poetry is crap dude should read some Bukowski