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it means she is 5cm shorter than me is what it means...

Shout, shout, let it all out These are the things I can do without DAMN YOU GREG W i am gonna be singing that for the next few hours now!

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they dont use that anymore the new standard is exactly 1 trillion, 375 billion, 094 million, 282 thousand, 258 hydrogen atoms (no deuterium or tritium). same as for atomic clocks.

the pennis mightier than the sword

The Devonian is when they all wore those red flowerpot hats right

The female of the species was originally misidentified as a different species and given the name Licalotapuss.

Entrada?

no im just happy

If only the english had invented the metric system & not the French. Maybe if we renamed it the freedom system

Just say no people protested, said Brontosaurus sounded like Bluntosaurus and it was leading kids to reefer, so they changed it... No actually, the same beast, was named twice by two different scientists, and they took the name the first guy gave it cause he was first, even though it was the second one that was more well-known. But you can still order "Bronto Burgers"

switch to metric now. it will save lives and tax dollars.

you should read it - manthorpe's one of the best columnists in N. America. so far he's correctly called every major development before it happened.

Dont forget that King 5 reported Whistler got 8m (25 feet) of snow in 48 hours last week!!

high tech solutions not working so well

too slow

done. waitaminit, you can't fool me, its because they live in different hemispheres!

"and the ice cream was THIS LONG"

A few miles from the bridge to the south lie the ruins of the ancient city of Ur, founded 8,000 years ago, the birth place of Abraham and a flourishing metropolis at a time when the inhabitants of north-west Europe were still walking round in animal skins. Sgt Sprague, from White Sulphur Springs in West Virginia, passed it on his way north, but he never knew it was there. "I've been all the way through this desert from Basra to here and I ain't seen one shopping mall or fast food restaurant," he said. "These people got nothing. Even in a little town like ours of twenty five hundred people you got a McDonald's at one end and a Hardee's at the other."

A guy is walking down the street and he´s really horny. so he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out. So, by this time, he´s really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says: "Look, I only have five dollars. I´m really horny and I need a blow job for 5 dollars!" The guy there says: "OK, for five dollars we can give you a penguin." "What´s a penguin?" "You´ll see." So, the guy takes the 5 dollars and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The man unzips his pants and waits for his "penguin". Soon a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he´s about to let loose, she stops and walks away. Now the horny guy with his pants at his ancle, waddles after her, shouting... "HEY! WHAT´S A PENGUIN?!"

this would be the same Us intelligence that believed the simple forgeries about iraqi nukes? maybe they get paid in monopoly money (got a dollar sign right on it so it must be legal!)