Jump to content

Dru

Members
  • Posts

    29626
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Dru

  1. you have a Barbie?
  2. although, the bulletproof properties of silicon implants have been well documented, and can be life saving
  3. looks like a gym climb, a line of plastic jugs
  4. Dru

    So...

    The Seven Dwarfs are on a vacation in Europe and receive an audience with the Pope. As the oldest, Dopey serves as spokesman for his mates. Standing before the Pope, Dopey asks, "Your excellency, are there any dwarf nuns in Vatican City?" The Pope thinks for a moment and says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Vatican City." This makes the other six dwarfs snicker. Dopey then asks, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?" "No," the Pope responds. "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe." Hearing this, the other six dwarfs fall to the floor, laughing and howling. Dopey looks at the Pope and says, "Sir, are there any dwarf nuns in the world?" "No, my son," the Pope says. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." With this, the other six dwarfs began chanting, "Dopey made love to a penguin! Dopey made love to a penguin!"
  5. Did you know that there were more American and British citizens in the Al-Qaeda training camps in Afghanistan, than there were Iraqi citizens? Today's fun fact courtesy of historian Gwynne Dyer.
  6. Dru

    So...

    A penguin walks into a bar and sits down at the bar stool. "Hey bartender! Gimme a beer!" "Aren't you a penguin?" asks the bartender. "Yeah buddy, now where's that beer?" "Well, did you know we have a drink named after you? Maybe you'd like to try that instead of just havin' a beer?" "No shit, you have a drink named Irving?"
  7. heres what always bothers me about time travel stories, if you move through time but not space, youre gonna end up floating in the vacuum somewhere cause the Earth wasnt in the same place back then.
  8. do you think Hussein would have abdicated if they'd offered him 1 billion in cold cash, small used bills? and a Bill Gates style trophy wife?
  9. Hey Ryland the Atacama desert in N chile, Bolivia etc. is temperate/subtropical dry belt, same latitude S that N hemisphere deserts are N (more or less). as for the time dilation thing: gravity is higher at the poles but velocity is lower (smaller circle around axis of rotation) so it probably cancels out. anyway lets not forget the whole solar system is moving at 33 km/sec towards Mu Hercules. that's even faster than Dan Howett and his dog on Rainier!
  10. hmm, if you are further away from the center of gravity, then gravity should be lower, not higher. F= -G M1 M2/R^2, and you have a higher R.
  11. pseudo rhyming Hallmark card romantic poetry is crap dude should read some Bukowski
  12. Dru

    I'm back!

    1) Skiing used to be in Route Reports 2) All my posts are high quality 3) Don't compare me to tomcat! Second rate war troller. Now replaced by the vowel challenged Mtnclmbr
  13. snaffleburger with page topping?
  14. do they make a
  15. get a big freezer take out all the food get in and bivi! make sure you can open it from the inside first.
  16. Dru

    I'm back!

    Flashpoint in Abbotsford is pretty close too but i dunno if you want to cross the border just for plastic pulling.
  17. halvah is just tahini and honey. its alright but mmmmm, rice pudding is much better. thankfully the store is closed or id be shelling out another $4.20 (is that price a coincidence, huh? I think not!) right now.
  18. Dru

    MtnPorn

    Whistler attracts em. Crazy Quebecois and skanky Australians.
  19. it could be thr red sea coast. either african or saudi side, both have sections that look like that.
  20. Dru

    MtnPorn

    about JD Hare or what? his buddy Hugo is a Yank isnt he? Eric Pehota lives right at the base of that thing. OTOH I think this is still looking for first descent!
  21. Dru

    MtnPorn

    yeah cause in mid-May youd be skiin dirt for the last 1000'
  22. just trust me on this, dry cold air = sinking = high pressure. warm moist air = rising = low pressure. i will have to drive to west van to get my textbook though, if you need a reference. you just have to remember warm and cold are relative. for instance, the subtropical high that keeps the deserts arid is pretty warm to us northerners, but its still cold relative to the warm, moist air over the tropical rain forests in the heighbouring low.
  23. it looks pretty arid to me.
  24. Dru

    MtnPorn

    yeah like the Pencil has never been skiied/boarded/climbed/butt slid before. look out for Quebecois guys named JD, wear a helmet
×
×
  • Create New...