Dru

Stafan, no, Im looking for a substitute for oatmeal for weekend alpine starts from home.

i subcontracted out my witty responses to trask too busy geting pagetops to focus on such minor details PS it is considered gauche to consider "your mama" replies to actually apply to one's mother "BRIGGS!" "yes sir!" "Do you want those Iraqi swine to rape your mother?" "My mother's dead, sir" "oh...sorry. THOMAS!" "yes sir!" etc.

luxembourg for the luxembourgians they got all the mountains for belgium and netherlands... all two of em.

somebody should let the guys on the pemberton icecap read that. except probably most of em can't read

except the Greeks, cause its near & dear to them, and they're still hurting over the Trojan war.

the near east is asia minor, namely Turkey. gobble gobble!

Those aren't ticks Dru. thanks for sharing scottpee i must have caught it from your mom

Iraq my draws on a sling and my gear on my harness. what do you do?

i hear you can lose bone mass from a prolonged stay at orbital elevations. must be the lack of oxygen.

"now don't make me come up here and rescue you ever again!"

yeah it exactly counterbalances attitude's point above dont tell the West Butt crew though they need something to brag about

i hear you can make cheese from whale milk but its not recommended. too fishy. "Did ya send the dude out to the barn Tex?" "Yeah told him to make hisself useful" "well, he's a-tryin' ta milk the bull!"

Cheese?

yeah, treeline near 5000m at equator (given rainfall) and sea level in the arctic, so sealevel in the arctic must be the same as 5000m at the equator right seriously though, earth is an oblate spheroid, atmosphere is a spheroid, so atm. is a tiny bit thinner over the some lattiudes... cold air tends to higher pressure thus increasaing av. air pressure at poles... all these effects are synergistic but the claims I have read by some that Denali without 02s is harder than Everest without 02s, are so much not saying anyone here is claiming this but claims about elevational differences with latitude tend to be about as reliable as Squamish Chamber of Commerce statistics about the Chief "second largest granite monolith in the world!!!!"

anybody know any penguin jokes?

I have heard this is a bogus statistic Can anyone comment?

got no brain went insane we love you mary jane

well you gotta be desperate to go climbing at skaha with just guy partners. hell even beckey can usually pick up some 5.12 sendchicas in the parking lot. its like a Victorias Secret catalogue if all they sold was sport bras

non stop flip flop pop top ya dont stop like a cash crop headshop

FliPper

i had a tick crawl out of my pubes once after a day at Skaha thankfully lil bastard hadnt found a tasty spot yet. only good thing about ticks is the chance to full body groom your partner which usually leads to also is #1 primate stress reducer.

get the Onsight Equip. Trad belt. double back metal buckle, full strength like a harness, can use it as a swami if you are soloing and end up needing a rescue, can also rap off it but at $20 for a new one thats gonna hurt. cord is so silly. only advantage is you can use it as a prussik.

Eugene = I5 = would rather head down via 95 but we'll see. it would be cool to time the journey to hit a pube club or two and drink with some of y'all.

You can ask Canadian border guards if they wanna share a spliff with you before you cross

i remember once buying a whole cooler full of groceries then driving thru the cali checkpoint with it hidden under a rope and a tent "fruit and vegetables, nada!" talk about a pointless government job those guys have it hands down, except maybe the Nevada brothel inspectors. "I'm here to make sure your red light is of the specified voltage. We've had complaints from area 51 that the flying saucers are mistaking it for a landing light on the base"