Dru

If you continuously fail on alpine climbs, you might be Layton or Necro (If you continuously fail on boulder problems you might be Dru )

A Dulfersitz is painful enough without doing it in a Speedo

the only reason you should have a 75cm ice axe is for a tent pole replacement or fighting off grizzly bears and chopping down trees Munday style. any other excuse is penis envy

Where is DFA is what I wanna know. Did Erik ban him?????? Did Iain forget the password?

Did someone mention Pooh?

DOD OT ALLA

Monkey & Bunny There was a little man Who ran a shoe shine stand Everyday the man would sweep Clutter from the busy street He seldom said a word That anybody heard There was something in his face That could never be erased Like a broken pup He looked up from the cup He drank his morning coffee in And wiped the drabbles from his chin And when his eyes met mine, He made a little whine He came within an inch or two And then he whispered "I hate you" "How did he know?" "Once I had some pets And let them starve to death It was a funny little monkey And a big white Easter Bunny They lived in little cages And sometimes in rages I would turn them upside down And drag the monkey all around"

A full modern free rack is still lighter and less gear than the ~125 pitons used on the FA of Liberty Crack or whatever. But, way more gear as the clean rack of nuts & hexes used on a free route from the 1970's. They took what they had. we take what we have. We have more stuff and longer pitches. We are accustomed to putting in gear where we want it. They would put gear in where it would go.

I LOVE YOU I love you You love me We’re a happy family With a great big hug and A kiss from me to you Won’t you say you love me too? I love you You love me We’re best friends like friends Like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won’t you say you love me too?

you dont even own it

etc.

up to $5 CDN

Def. hiking. It's not climbing unless it's technical. Hence, many routes on Rainier are hikes, unless there's climbing involved. So nobody has climbed St. Helens. Def. climbing "to ascend" includes hikes with vertical gain but not lift or yo yo skiing

if you have the Dec-95 ( i think) issue of Climbing with Joe Joe on the cover and an article about Sea Of Vapours inside please save it for me as i loaned that one to a "friend" and he fucking lost it and it is the one i can never find in used book stores.

WARNING: Don't bother to read the sequel "The Te of Piglet" It will make you dislike the author and then you will not like his first book either!

Smoke In The Skies Water on the Fire Peep Durple

is non technical peak bagging "hiking" or "climbing" discuss

Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same, to conquer was his goal, So he built his great empire and slaughtered his own kind, then he died a confused man, killed himself with his own mind. Go! We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance. We're only gonna die from our own arrogance.

New Snafflehound on Pagetop Mountain

Is it any coincidence that Babnik, like Fence Sitter, scott_harpell and red monk before him, cannot spell "you" properly but spells it "yuo"???

prison chili news story

that is a very small and opaque looking lava lamp

the only "rape" i will joke about is the rape of the rock by lycra wearing bolt drillers although local mountaineer, S.S.* once described Fred Beckey's Coast Range technique as "He goes to this range of unclimbed peaks that John Clarke and John Baldwin have been planning an unsupported attempt on, and flies in and steals all the good peaks. It's like he's raping the range!" I thought to myself "Get a grip S.S.!" * SS is unnamed cause he does not post here so I could make fun of him more with more silly quotes but it's not worth it if only a few people know who he is.

the traditional hunter-gatherer method of dealing with a large kill is to make camp at the kill site and live there until the entire thing has been eaten and/or smoked mastodon burgers anyone?

Dru, if you go hunting "slow elk" let me know. I'll help butcher it and make dinner. If you have butchering skillz you are invited on the next Chilcotin trip!