Dru

that is a very small and opaque looking lava lamp

the only "rape" i will joke about is the rape of the rock by lycra wearing bolt drillers although local mountaineer, S.S.* once described Fred Beckey's Coast Range technique as "He goes to this range of unclimbed peaks that John Clarke and John Baldwin have been planning an unsupported attempt on, and flies in and steals all the good peaks. It's like he's raping the range!" I thought to myself "Get a grip S.S.!" * SS is unnamed cause he does not post here so I could make fun of him more with more silly quotes but it's not worth it if only a few people know who he is.

the traditional hunter-gatherer method of dealing with a large kill is to make camp at the kill site and live there until the entire thing has been eaten and/or smoked mastodon burgers anyone?

Dru, if you go hunting "slow elk" let me know. I'll help butcher it and make dinner. If you have butchering skillz you are invited on the next Chilcotin trip!

climbing with girlz is my favorite kind of climbing!

I asked for 14 and the deli counter guy said "If you order 17 you get this wholesale discount" I figured I could eat three more horsecocks over a week.

use the term 'comfort' instead of 'service' you moron. your mama's pretty comfortable

There's good cow pasture on the Beckey Ramps on NE Butt of Slesse. If cows graze on public land does that mean the public who own the land in question can legally hunt them? "Slow elk?" There's good eating on a free range cow

At Save On foods, if you buy 17 landjaegers or more, they give you a wholesale discount and the 17 landjaegers cost $8 instead of $18.

neither of you know how to spel buddha propperly

Are you talking about the video of Neil Bentley headpointing E10 on grit or about the thing there is a dusty poster for up on the wall of my local video store? If the latter, heard of it but it didn't look good enough to rent

If youve always wanted to be a cop, roaming around making sure others aren't smoking:

poetry doesnt translate too good sometimes so the poem is rewritten by the translator

and Ray's Turtlehead?

If you don't smarten up and play nice I will kill you all.

listen up you pseudo-intellectual I have read everything Breton ever wrote IN THE ORIGINAL FRENCH already I am reading in reverse chron. order But I still can't find the Cantos of Maldoror in original anywhere

i guess they changed the prices again GW Bush must have continued to drive down the dollar against the Euro making US gear cheaper and Euro gear spendy.

Charles Dickens "Our Mutual Friend" Steven Brust "The Sun, The Moon, and The Stars" Bruce Chatwin "In Patagonia" now working on Alfred Jarry "The Ubu Plays". I had never read Ubu Cocu or Ubu Enchained before. "MERDRE!!!!"

the kiwis have a word for it: dag "that's a pretty daggy sheep there Bruce" "aw yeh yeh yeh you're right it is Nigel"

"Nimzo Indian" or whatever like those routes on Drury Falls rock. Except up around Bella Coola everybody would be trying to figure out what tribe the Nimzo belonged to {WARNING chess geek humor!!! }

When i was in New Zealand I saw this sheep with these huge fecal dreadlocks hanging off its ass. It looked like Bob Marley was sticking his head out this ewe's butt.

DMM Prowires. As light and as strong as the Neutrino, but with a larger gate opening. and you know i have ben suffering like a mofo with that 1mm less of gate opening! go with the better price! Dmm Prowire $9 BD nerdtrino $11 at MEC

I guess you had to name it Turtlehead cause there is already a Mount Yomama that's seen a million ascents up the easy backside route.

JON - dont beat around the Bush who's gonna kill you first, Dan - or Adamson? Get em to brawl with each other like Freddy vs Jason or Mothra vs Godzilla Sell tickets I'd pay at least 5 bucks to see it!