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haven't you seen the cover of Freedom of the Herd?

real alpinist not drink wimpy coffee get up at midnight - stick pot out of bivi - catch spindrift in pot - melt with body heat - flavour with GU - eat horsecock - drink wodka -get out of bivi, send WI420 M420 X - summit in whiteout - rappel using gear from corpses of all those who have previously failed on route!!!!

"information superhighway"

wirlwind is a suck ass sucker who can't wirlwind is not currently involved in any games wirlwind is about to hit the dance music scene wirlwind is in the thornbush; surendur the roots and blow where`ere the spirit wilst wirlwind is the better of the two the fact that it can hide behind anything and still fire is one of the best things around wirlwind is sw wirlwind is the best ones wirlwind is still alive wirlwind is a bad spell against a sorc wirlwind is about to take another of tha madly fleeing accepted wirlwind is one of the best skills for a barbarian since it can attack multiple enemies wirlwind is now entering wirlwind is the base that spins wirlwind is das model viel schöner als das wirlwind is in the thorn tree wirlwind is a must for all barbs wirlwind is nice wirlwind is also very nice

try the google duel www.googleduel.com to see who wins the smackdown

For "raising the bar of complete suck" you might even win a belt Like this guy

This weekend! Saturday PM. should combine with an Aurora!

boring

weird shit, it was -5 in Abbotsford but only -3 in Hope. Ya think the Auroras are out tonight yet?

Confucius say: Man who walk sideways through airport turnstile surely going to Bangkok Of course - these thinly veiled innuendos themselves constitute a Taoist subterfuge - the undermining of Confucian authority

Nothing is as funny as a Christian evangelist trying to argue religion.

Type own name or avatar name into Google Image search and see what comes up!

alpinism: freezing your ass off and suffering when you COULD be pulling nubbin at Smiff

nice try, WA is the little weak sister of BC

squamish has climbable days every month of the year. sunny+cold = slopey friction sending weather! SLAB!!

Similar but worse

I have no secret plans and I will tell you what happens on Wednesday cuz Mon and Tues are holiday too

Could it have something to do with the phytoestrogen-laced Luna Bar? "Zesty Lemon: warning - side effects may include man boobs"

wascally wasta ice

shocking news story I predict someone's gonna change avatar images after reading this story!

was there a letter to greg_m from his ex girlfriend there this time?