Dru

that thing looks like it would be just the thing for "sphincter clenching exposure" on extreme! alpine routes. But i don't want to borrow your thanks, even if you HAVE washed it!

WOOOHOOOOOO I don't know what I am climbing yet... but I have to work on my sport leads at some point this weekend Get DFA to bring the laser pointer for full running beta. "Put your right hand HERE!"

puppy chow

better luck nexttime

there's a sex toy store called Toys In Babeland... I bet the ton-ton battery powered stimulator comes in glow in the dark!

Judging by the trailer the upcoming movies "Torque" and 'The Alamo" are gonna be even worse suck fests than Independence Day!

Why am I not suprised Dru knows the answer to this. when i was younger - i had a glow-in-the-dark corkboard with Luke on a ton-ton on it which hung above my bed at night. the ton ton was what glowed in the dark!

why would you use that BD shit when you could get CHARLET MOSER

are they ton-tons or banthas?

Look what i found in Necro's car today! Dude's got a fuckin problem!! "it's the pyjama jammy jam!"

shouldn't you swap your avatar sheep for snowbeast round about now?

Best climbing LOCATION has got to be that rad Renton granite dome!

The only good dog is a HOT DOG Or one of those St bernards with a fucking keg around its neck cause then you can drink some dog-warmed brandy out of a little keg with St Bernard drool on it

i didnt think he actually had his own theory, i thought he just had some escher pictures and bach fugues.

THERE IS NO

When is Dallas going to re publish SKAGIT VALLEY OUTCROPS? That book rocks!

If you ever want to feel what being a baby seal being clubbed on the head by a Newfie feels like - read Godel Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by D. Hofstadter. OW! Anyways, about Castaneda, so its fake and he made it up - so what? Im not reading it to learn how to cast spells and justify my peyote habit, but to better understand the minds of 70's climbers and writers.

I saw it and I thought it was better than the second one. There are some pretty cool effects.

maybe you could have taken a picture posing in your gorts while being lowered off too

Mt. Cook IS cool. What route did you do? This one? i did 25% of the grand traverse, bailed due to sunstroke, and then the linda! so all in all about 60% of the full traverse round trip from mt cook village

If ya want to read some goodshit from the 1970's read some CARLOS CASTANEDA start with "Teachings of Don Juan" and go from there. Look what it did for Ron Kauk!

type their full name into google unless they have some generic name!!!!

best boulder problem - unnamed "P6" (like V2) in Queen Creek. pocket dynos! best alpine route (easy rock) - still holding in at W butt of Old Settler S peak OR Brewer Buttress on castle best alpine route (hard rock) - Proof is in the Pudding on Ibex. super clean and sustained for the SWBC alpine. best cragging type rock route - Rainbow Buttress red rox or Drag the Magic puffin, Chek Canyon best snow and ice alpine route - Mt Cook New Zealand or Paymaster best waterfall ice route - Gibraltar Wall i think thats it. no aid routes, they all suck. My opinions are not fixed and may change tomorrow or next week. On some of these the quality ofthe climb may have been enhanced by other factors another party might not encounter

ZAMM is total crap. Outdated philosophy "I can resolve the Classical and Romantic traditions" BS, intermixed with TOTALLY BOGUS motorcycle maintenance tips. You can wreck your bike following his directions!

news story for Iain and Erik!