Dru

I am rated IV WI 4 5.9 A1++. Caveman is rated 5.3R A5.

"That's not my dog Officer. It's just a wild dog that's following me. I can't get it to go away." The doggy pack and sunglasses for going on snow might be a dead giveaway though

quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: I'm in, assuming I can find someone to cart my sorry ass up there. Tim? Erwin? Bueler? Bueler?! And Dru, ditto what E. said. It's "Buhler? Buhler!" - as in Carlos Buhler's day off.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Nah. Basically I know who Pope is...... Oh yeah? I know who Office Space is ... but I'm not tellin'. Its funny to hang out on the 'online' section of this site and watch somebody log out as one name and log on as another....

By the name Donna maybe???

Yeah but as Caveman Ray has 640 and then probably another 400 or so as Borbon, plus another 50 or so under a certain other name, and then another 10-15 as yet another name... I am a speck of dust at the foot of the Master.

I think it is Borbon in his multiple identities. I don't think its me. BUT, you can check by clicking on the profiles, it tells you how many posts.

Hee hee.

I would probably come down from Canada for that.

Sounds like they just gave you a new one...

Dead Milkmen? Jman, Im not gonna argue with no Bible scholars about who the beast was. Don't wanna get crosses burnt on my lawn. I get enough email spam as it is that I don't want to start getting First Jesus Church of Redneck paper spam in my mailbox.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Swamp Ass (just kidding), I am not Canadian Yes, our standards are too high to include Neanderthals and other cartoon characters.

Whats wrong with BCAA Out Of Province Emerg. Med.? It covers climbing injuries (I asked) and a years worth of coverage, for up to 1 month out of province at a time, is only about $30 a year.

Flatswamp, I know your wife is strange, but having "sex in a hammock but without the hammock" sounds a little too odd....

But Jman - people climb it having read this thread. Then their friends climb it because they heard how good it was thru word of mouth. Then some guy walking by climbs it because its all chalked. Then some dweeb says to himself "I would like to climb that popular route but cant because ITS NOT SAFE! so I will bolt it up, even more people will climb it and they will all thank me for MAKING IT SAFE FOR THEM!!!" Right at this point is where we need to insert Caveman's club into this man's train of thought. One quick smack and its all over.

Thats what all the girls say....

Thats what I like about Bouchards article he exposes the TNF team for being a bunch of wankers and overhyping their rescue into some sort of Yankee-kids-fight-ex-Commie-muslim-scum-terrorist epic. Oh no! The truth might jeopardize that 7 figure true story movie!! This one is gonna generate WAY more internet spew than the Krakauer-Boukriev Everest cat fight.

Yeah... I always like it when people online spend time dissing climbers for spending time online.... and don't seem to realize they are criticizing themselves.... eh Spew_Lard?

The funny thing about that article is if you look at the photo of the three terrorists in the video still, except for the cartridge belts they look like a bunch of dirtbag climbers.

Bring an umbrella or an aqualung.

"The only friends you got in his town are Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.. all you got left is Shit!" Which movie is this line from and which PNW aid climbing hardman frequently repeats it?

What about putting spring loaded TriCams on wire? Then you could have a 1-cam unit.

They are packed into the same brain pretty tight all right. They're ALL the same person. You pub night guys ever see Pope, Donna and Dwayner all at once? Didn't think so. Its like Clark Kent and Superman.

Have you ever tried to have sex in a hammock?

What's the difference between a fairy tale and a climbing story? Fairy tale starts out: "Once upon a time..." and climbing story "No shit. There I was...."