Due to a spelling mistake, Mike went and mooned the Oregon coast. He thought it was "anal beaching". Which sounds like the kind of thing the Butthole Surfers might do.
Guess you should have gone long in the futures market. Our refinery packed it in and we are raising the ppb (price per breath) to $0.69 effective immediately.
No hoarding!
Is it petty to say it's choss? Hell no. IT IS CHOSS!
"American climbers are no good because they only climb good rock - not bad rock" - some Slovenian.