Charlie

Here's a picture I took of him at the last pub club.

I swear by the mountain masters- I have always had foot problems and these are the most comfortable shoe I've ever hiked in- done many alpine climbs in 'em (n ridge stuart, dragontail, etc) but, they aren't durable for shit- I've had to buy a new pair every season.

Left Hand Smoke is playing at the Irish Immigrant tonight.

OK- it was fun

20 seconds!!? That must have been a good day..the only way I lasted that LONG is because I thought of you (I was lucky to even keep it up after that).

Alright, I'm back- actually had to do some work. Trask- lick the skid marks out of my climbing undies (brown to the back yellow up front) Muffdiver- I appreciate your hostility, if you would like to engage in an exchange of insults, I'm game. I just don't want to start a cyber flirt session- unlike some of your groupies, I actually enjoy the company of women in person. So, here goes- I had a hard time figuring out who you actually were, you have so many nicknames- 'pin cushion', 'tijjauna Tonya, donkey extrordinair', 'jawbone', 'Sanpaper Sally'...etc. you are so ugly, I had to put a bag on MY head, you are so ugly- you should just walk around on your hands- maybe then you'd pass as a girl with an afro and bad breath.....sorry- ok, you're up-

OK- careful what you ask for next time.

How can you use the phrase "satire" and "fucking knock down slugfest" in the same post? ......my name is Twask...I'm wearin my new pink satire panties my bwoyee fwiend bought me fo vawentines day...

"why don't you take charlies dick outta your ear..." not yet, I'm almost finished

v-v-v-v-v-v-vagi-i-i-i-na

I smell........pppuuuuussssyyyy!!! sardines in mustard, left out to rot in the sun.

Well, bring it on, dick smoker. I've got some time to kill

Yes- it has been a while since you felated me- you are long overdue.

drule on my tool.

http://www.yaddo.org/yaddo/TraskSociety.shtml http://www.authorsden.com/visit/author.asp?authorID=4056 http://users.rcn.com/rwtrask/trask-9.html I'm so bored it's painful. Someone drank the last of the coffee- I think I'm druling on my desk. I think I'm going to masterbate. Think anyone will notice?

Quit telling people about what you did on my tube!! And stop lying- Nabisco told me you guys left the day after I did. There's no way you got all those routes done- you were getting drunk in vegas- smoking crack, and having sex with low-rate hookers.

Fuck you guys I just got back from a run, attempting to return from my "has been" status. As for the Samoaphobia, the new assault rifle is helping some what. Seriously, thanks for the input guys!

Sounds good- how do I overcome my fear of Samoans?

The main purpose of my post wasn't about said bag tossing event. I was more asking for advise on regaining my lead courage. Anyone ever fell into a slump? Got back out? Thanks-

Some friends told me they were at Vantage one day- and saw people doing tests on Air Guitar- throwing a bag full of rocks from the top- I guess (this is all 2nd hand, maybe the testers can add to this) they had placed the same type of gear used during the accident (old style camelots) and they were actualy breaking from the impact.

I don't know if anyone else has gone through this. After all of the accidents last season, I've found that my head is all screwed up now. I've lead Air Guitar several times, hung once, but never fell. Now, in the back of my mind, I'm wondering if I had fallen, what would have happened? I heard they were throwing a 200# bag from the top (while testing) and it was destroying all of the gear that was placed- I weigh 220#! I used to think that in the event of a whipper, I may rip a piece, maybe break an ankle, but decking never seemed to be a possibility. I'm all fucked up psychologically now when it comes to leading. Any thoughts?

STAR TEST

"fuck off materialistic capitalist pig" translated- I'm poor because I'm lazy.

I know, I'm a dork- but you have to admit, that was pretty good.