Beck Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 what did the doe say when she came out of the woods? "Well, that's the LAST time I take two bucks for that!" Quote
allthumbs Posted January 7, 2003 Author Posted January 7, 2003 Q: What's the disease that paralyzes women below the waist? A: Marriage. Quote
Harry_Pi Posted January 8, 2003 Posted January 8, 2003 anybody know any good polock jokes? Hello Capitalist! This is not funny, my great grandfather polish. Quote
Harry_Pi Posted January 8, 2003 Posted January 8, 2003 (edited) And you, my friend, are neither clever nor funny. Hello capitalist! It is called joke miss pc quiche eater. Your're an offensive little fuck. I belive someone misinformed you, an offensive large fuck would be more appropriate. I thought I'd inform you before you go through the effort of creating additional characters based on some other racist stereotype. Too late, how about Howard the Jew Sheila the slut Leroy the angry black Gary the gay Lisa the lesbian jkassidy the crack whore Did I leave anyone out? Thank you for allowing me to post on American web site. Verly sorry, forgot one of my character, Randy the retard. Edited January 8, 2003 by Harry_Pi Quote
Dru Posted March 26, 2003 Posted March 26, 2003 Here's a picture from Dwayner's wet horsecock/Wet T shirt night contest warm up Those crazy Brits! Quote
Ned_Flanders Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 pope said: For a great Zappa site click:FZ lives here The fur trapper was pretty fucked up. He had just been stomped upon and recited to by the entire contents of this audience. And you know what that can do to a guy who is wearing a parka. So he gets up, looks around, looks around again, and looks around again. And then he says. And you can sing along if you know the words. I cant see. I cant see. I cant see. I cant see. He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed in my other eye. And the huskey wee wee, I mean the doogie wee wee has blinded me. Great googlie mooglie. I cant see, temporarily. Quote
allthumbs Posted April 18, 2003 Author Posted April 18, 2003 Who's got the nicest tits of the cc.com girls? My money is on ............. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted April 18, 2003 Posted April 18, 2003 hey trask, I want to send you hate mail but I can't get to your web site. Quote
allthumbs Posted April 18, 2003 Author Posted April 18, 2003 schuldt, that's cause you're a dumb shit and a drunk Quote
pope Posted April 19, 2003 Posted April 19, 2003 Ned_Flanders said: pope said: For a great Zappa site click:FZ lives here The fur trapper was pretty fucked up. He had just been stomped upon and recited to by the entire contents of this audience. And you know what that can do to a guy who is wearing a parka. So he gets up, looks around, looks around again, and looks around again. And then he says. And you can sing along if you know the words. I cant see. I cant see. I cant see. I cant see. He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed in my other eye. And the huskey wee wee, I mean the doogie wee wee has blinded me. Great googlie mooglie. I cant see, temporarily. Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich (get a good get a good get a good get a good job) Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation I tell you people I was not ready When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say "when" She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which (I wonder wonder wonder wonder) So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doin' radio promo An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me 'n' a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down, And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc Quote
Ned_Flanders Posted April 25, 2003 Posted April 25, 2003 Disco Boy Run to the toilet, honey, Comb your hair Disco Boy Pucker yer lip, 'N check yer shoulder, 'Cause some dandruff might be Hidin' there! Disco Boy, You're the DISCO KING! Aw, the Disco-Thing Made you think Someday, That you Just might GO SOMEWHERE! Disco Girl! You're 'out-a-site'! You need a Disco Boy To treat you right He'll do a little dance; Take you home tonight (Leave his hair alone, But you can kiss his comb) Disco Boy! Run to the toilet boy, 'N comb your hair Disco Boy! Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it (WOW!) While yer standin' there! Disco Boy! Do the Bump every night, 'til the Disco Girl Who's REALLY RIGHT Gonna fall for yer line, 'N feed you a box fulla Chicken Delight! Disco chit-chat; so demure! Pump that booty all across the floor! A disco drink A disco wink "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) Doody Ah, go doody Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Ah, baby, doody No doody Doody Ah, baby, doody Disco Boy! You got one more chance To comb your hair again Disco Boy! They're closin' the bar, And she's leavin' with your friend! Disco Boy, That's the way it goes, So wipe your nose, 'N try it again, To get a little laid tomorrow! Disco Boy, No one understands, But thank THE LORD That you still got hands To help you do that jerkin' that'll Blot out yer Disco Sorrow! It's Disco Love tonight Make sure you look all right It's Disco Love tonight Make sure you look all right Quote
pope Posted April 26, 2003 Posted April 26, 2003 Ned_Flanders said: A disco drink A disco wink "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) Doody Ah, go doody Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Ah, baby, doody No doody Doody Ah, baby, doody Now that is the marriage of art and excellence! I enjoy this one (off Joe's Garage): Father Riley B. Jones: This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John Former Execs: Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong Father Riley B. Jones: He talks a lot 'n' it's usually wrong Former Execs: Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong Father Riley B. Jones: He said Dong was Wong, 'N Wong was Kong 'N Dong work for Yuda, 'N John was wrong Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Dong work for Yuda Dong, Dong Sorry John Sorry better Try it again He said Dong was Wong And Wong was Kong And Dong was Gong 'N John was wrong Father Riley B. Jones: John's got a sausage Yeh man John's got a sausage Yeh man John's got a sausage that'll make you fart John's got a sausage that'll break your heart Make you fart And break your heart Don't bend over if you are smart He took a little walk to the weenie stand John's got a sausage Yeh man A great big weenie in both his hands John's got a sausage Yeh man He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt He said, "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt" Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again John's got a sausage Yeh man Sorry John Sorry better Try it again He said Dong was Wong Wong was Kong Kong was Gong 'N John was wrong Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Make way for the iron shaschige Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Bartender, bring me a colada and milk Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Well, on second thought, make that a water... HtO Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Falcum... Take me to the falcum! Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: I wave my bags Did you wave your'n Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Well how much did they wave? Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Ah'm almost two kilometers tall Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: This girl must be praketing richcraft Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Bald-Headed John: Don't worry about the faggot I'll take care of the faggot Former Execs: Sorry John Sorry better Try it again Try it again, Try it again Try, try, try again... etc., etc., etc. Bald-Headed John: Your Pomona is very extinct... Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo 'N also with the oriental Kato... My body contain uh water I just loves the way these Copenhagens talks! Driver, McDoodle... Sausage Salima Salami That looks like that stuff that Freckles lets out Once a mumfth... Quote
EWolfe Posted April 26, 2003 Posted April 26, 2003 "...in the light of the Iron Sausage, where the torture never stops." Quote
nonanon Posted April 26, 2003 Posted April 26, 2003 Primer mi carucha, chevy '39 Going to El Monte Legion Stadium Pick up on my weesa, she is so divine Helps me stealing hubcaps, wasted all the time Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back My ship of love is ready to attack Won’t you please Hear my pleas Quote
Harry_Pi Posted October 18, 2003 Posted October 18, 2003 Hello capitalist! So who win last weekend, mattp, catbirdseat,dryad, bigfoot, ? Thank you for allow commie to post. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2003 Posted October 19, 2003 So....slobber is how these particular shirts get wet, Trask? Is that the message Quote
Alpinfox Posted October 19, 2003 Posted October 19, 2003 OOhh!! UUhhh! Thank you for allow chimpanzee to post on human website. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2003 Posted October 19, 2003 The grin sez there is something going on below the picture... Quote
TIGHE Posted October 19, 2003 Posted October 19, 2003 MisterE said: The grin sez there is something going on below the picture... Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 19, 2003 Posted October 19, 2003 trask said: Harry, don't you recognize me with my red hat on? Yes, as you can see I won. Quote
Harry_Pi Posted October 19, 2003 Posted October 19, 2003 Hello capitalist! Well of course Brian, how could I forget that ass after being incarcerated with you at the Kent Justice Center. Thank you for allow oriental to post. Quote
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