crazyjizzy Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 This is a board for climbers, by climbers, about climbing. AAs such we need to root out the bumbly intruders that are filling this place with incipid bullshit. I propose the following limits. Lurking: Open to all. Less than ten posts: Please limit your posts to innocous questions about gear. Less than fifty posts: Starting climbers, own Freedom of the Hills, or have read Herzog or Kraukauer. Less than 100 posts: Have top roped outside, walked in crampons without needing stitches, have climbed a roped summit in the Cascades. Less than 200: Have led a pitch of 5.6 trad without breaking any bones. Less than 500: You consider yourself, and more importantly, competent others consider you a climber. You can trad, climb waterfalls, and do a self arrest without a sucking chest wound. If you have been up multiple A4's, WI5, been to Alaska, the greater Himilaya, South America, been in at least one fist fight while climbing, been refered to as a park bum by some park bums, or fired Kit Lewis's 50cal. muzzle loaded while drunk at Index, you can say anything you want. If your posts exceed you ability by a factor less than 2.5 - get better. If greater than 2.5 STFU you boob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 mmm...so your copy of Freedom of the Hills is on the way? aaahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 no fair I am way better at spraying a bunch of useless bullshit than I ever will be a climber everyone has to be good at something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 yukity yukity yuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 just kidding muffy! I just wanted to finish the day on 2500. g'night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 but who's counting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I climb hard (as I can) and spray hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 "been in at least one fist fight while climbing" Right on, I can say anything I want. Cool beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 muffy, you're not a spray princess. you're a spray queen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Fuck off Col Klink . CrazyJZ rules. You have no idea how much cool stuff CJZ has done, and he's a good climber too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I gave you 5 stars cause you're a tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 muffy, you're not a spray princess. you're a spray queen! Why thank you Luv but I feel there is still room for improvement... besides who wants to admit to being a grown up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 put some clothes on show off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I think I'll stick to taking this sort of advice from the people who run the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 admit it, you carry a daytimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 This is my answer to your rules, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 "admit it, you carry a daytimer " Naw, but there's a Leatherman and a hand grenade in my purse, which generally covers any emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salbrecher Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 I knew driving through Alaska would pay off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PullinFool Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Rules are made to be broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Rules are made to be broken So you can't climb fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 You know what? We used to talk this kinda shit as surfers in high school. "You aren't a surfer unless you can... If you don't live here don't surf here..." etc. We would do shit like fight on the beach or in the parking lot over who owned the waves that day. Looking back on it 25+ years later, this had more to do with being young and wantin' to play king of the hill than anything else. And actually surfing was more exciting in the learning stages, the first few times I got into big waves, or the first road trips, f'rinstance, than it was when I got fairly decent at it. So screw it, I'll enjoy being a gumby, spraying past my ability, and hopefully I'll have some fun in the mtns in the coming year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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