More Gun Stuff

[allthumbs]

More like sniffing his finger after wiping his ass.

[Greg_W]

Hm. Giving himself a dirty sanchez whilst masterbating, eh. I guess that's one way to keep the passion alive.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Who else is going to have such a hardcore gun-lobbyist loafing about the hallowed halls of our nation's capitol with enough money to make Christmas cards?

 

Oh, and you and Trask are cordially invited to go fuck each other with sweaty vigor!

 

Toodle-oo!

[Greg_W]

There ARE other gun lobbies you bastard-ass. Why don't you go sniff j_b's butt nuggets?

[vegetablebelay]

At work here, we are just getting word that last night our receptionist was the victim of a home invasion and was held at gunpoint in her home and robbed of her purse and jewelry and other stuff. The grinch is definitely out and about.

[Greg_W]

Sorry to hear that, Veggie. Unfortunately, DFA will exclaim that that can't possibly happen to him because no one he knows knows your receptionist. Thanks for the warning that crazy things happen during the holidays.

[thelawgoddess]

that sucks.

[iain]

it most certainly does.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

That's a serious drag.

 

Gregg-head, do you hang out with your weapon in a shoulder holster when you're kicking back on your couch with your kids? Is the ol' peacemaker under your pillow when you sleep? Got one behind the TP in the lavatory? 'Cause check it out: unless you've got that fucker practically in your hand, it's not doing shit for you when some thug with a gun kicks in your front door, wakes you up with the cold muzzle against your nose, etc. So, Captain Bullet, yeah, apparently the occasional home invasion takes place (let's see, that's the first time DFA's ever heard of one happening in the Pac NW, sounds like a common occurrence!), but how to prevent it?

 

Hey, maybe if guns weren't as common as bubblegum, Joe Thief wouldn't have had the balls to perpetrate this shit, hmmm?

Edited December 19, 2002 by Dr_Flash_Amazing

[Greg_W]

Why don't you drive up this weekend and find out?

 

As to your second premise, it doesn't hold water.

[j_b]

just make sure everyone at home has a well oiled and loaded gun when you get home tonight. oh! and don't forget to turn on the flood lights and electric fence .... good night!

[iain]

nothing a well-researched personal missile defence system won't mitigate. launch 'em for liberty!

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Seriously, though, Greg; what good DO the weapons do if you can't get to them? Obviously, they're there in the event that you can get to them, but when you can't?

 

And the second theory diggity-does hold water. Why don't ten-year-olds drive cars, why do restaurants bother sanitizing their dishes, why can't any dumbass with a hammer build public buildings? Regulation, dude. Weeds out (most of) the fuckups and ne'er-do-wells to keep people safe.

[Greg_W]

How do you "regulate" freedom?

[iain]

one would assume you would need some pretty good training to be able to fill 'em with lead before they get to you too, since they have the element of surprise. but I suppose the gun is more often used as a deterrent, but then again, I wouldn't want to count on my enemies having a "reasonable" desire to stay alive.

[Off_White]

yeah, apparently the occasional home invasion takes place (let's see, that's the first time DFA's ever heard of one happening in the Pac NW, sounds like a common occurrence!),

 

I believe MtnGoat gave an account of an attempted home invasion at his house (while he wasn't there) that was thwarted by his wife and her pistol. That was the first occurence of someone I know (sorta know, we haven't actually met) experiencing a home invasion, and this mosr recent event would qualify as a second one (someone who knows someone I sorta know). Still not common, but it takes the edge off my smug "hasn't happened to anyone I know" argument I've employed before.

 

I do agree that the "how you gonna access that weapon" question is valid, and the risk of loaded weapons everywhere is definitely higher than the risk of home invasion. Still, it could be handy if you ever wanted to recreate some scene from a John Woo flick.

[iain]

Still, it could be handy if you ever wanted to recreate some scene from a John Woo flick.

True true, hadn't thought of this one. You could fill your livingroom full of jello to make everyone move in slo-mo too, kindof Matrix style and stuff.

[Off_White]

Hey, right on, I've finally achieved the two star status!

[allthumbs]

means U 1 of us brah

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

DFA rated you a 5 long ago. There seems to be some sort of equalizing movement going on. Sounds vaguely communist, now that DFA thinks about it. Better get out the guns!

[Cpt.Caveman]

Hye all you gun opposing shitbirds- fuck off and eat but nuggets.

[Greg_W]

Hye all you gun opposing shitbirds- fuck off and eat but nuggets.

 

"I soundly nominate this candidate to succeed the Honorable Charlton Heston as President of YOUR National Rifle Association!" Wooohoooo!!!! <massive cheering and standing ovations>

[thelawgoddess]

Hey, right on, I've finally achieved the two star status!

 

welcome to our special club, off!

[Greg_W]

Yes, welcome. Of course there will be the obligatory initiation, dues, gifts, etc. You'll be receiving a packet in the mail. Don't mind the ticking, we give you a free wall clock; it's nice.

Edited December 19, 2002 by Greg_W

[z]

POW report. Z skied the wide eastern couloir on Mt Kent with H the dog and

Benelli the avalanche shotgun today. The triple XXX's took some core shots, but hey-they make Ptex for shit like that. Shooting and skiing mix well. H the dog would like to know if they make earplugs for furballs?

 

DFA = BITCH BOY. You can also alternate SPUM DUMPSTER or BONE GOBBLER when referring to DFA.