forrest_m Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 is homeland security crag the one located up on Tom Ridge? god I crack myself up. 300 posts, woo hoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob_Clarke Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Bombs of mass destruction Chemical warfare High Altitude Nuclear defense missile (I worked on that one) Shoe Bomber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Ecoterror Missapropriation Homeland Security!! Bio-Link-Terrorizm Reinforced Cockpit Funny Thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Yank It, Crank it, Spank it, Mama Premature Ejaculation Spanky's Quest for the Nectar Hole Pissing on a friend Pissing into the wind Cheesy Nob Licker Wanker In A Whirlwind Hide The Salami Inflatey Katey Depleted Gonad Circumference Party In Your Pants Jesus Christ on a Bicyle Wall Heat seaking moisture missle Butterfingers make me horny These are supposed to be route names in response to the political rhetoric as of late, not passages culled from the PMs you've been sending today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 So-Called Dirty Bomb Evil-Doers on Ecstacy Flags on the F-350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Increased Security Military-industrial Complex Titanic Budget Deficit WWIII Working Vacation Repeat Past Mistakes Pop-Tarts Over Afghanistan Propaganda Saddam-o-rama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Putin at the Movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Nice one. Can't stop the Trask perv-train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Coalition Government Targeting Error Friendly Fire Collateral Damage Unwanted Wedding Present Get Those Red Cross Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric8 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 War with Iraq, this is the route you tell everyone your going to climb convince someone from england to climb it with you, then don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Freedom of Information Act - it's in the guide book, but the route doesn't actually exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted December 6, 2002 Author Share Posted December 6, 2002 from "Shoe Bomber" to "Bomb in my shoe"? Chechen Rebel Encore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Kraters in Karakoram Gitmo Grovel Camp X-Ray (good enough to stand on its own) Chocolate-Frosted Taliban Soccer Stadium Surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troubleski Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Camp Rinho V - A2 (Choppers are Aid) Margrett Thatcher Memorial Route (Terrorism, Republicans... really brings you back to the 80's don't it) Antharax Man (nobody knows who did the FA) Florida Ballot (Everyone knows who did the FA.. but some other guy gets credit for it) Sound Transit Grade I -5.0 (First Party bivied 330 times) Civil Liberty, and 401k at Vantage... (Better hurry up and climb them before they crumble away) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Oh ya, take this JK you spanker- Wham Bam, Thank You Clam Penis Dimension Cindy's crooked crack Even Coyotes Like It Doggie Style 5.11a Narl My Butt Gravy Lungbutter Cheesegrader The Jane fonda Workout for Pregnant Women 5.12 With Friends Like That Who Needs Enemas (5.10a) I Love The Smell Of Nuprin In The Morning (5.8) Teenage Girls Won't Blow Gorbies 5.11c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Military Grade Though incomplete, this route has been over a year and $1 trillion in the making... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric8 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Marthas Mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 along the same lines enron blues you were all proud to tick this .13 testpiece, then suddenly one day it is downgraded to 5.4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Trix 'r for Hans Blix Weapons Inspectors on Vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobinc Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Cavity Search Dicky C's Secret Hideout Scalia's Pet Rock (AKA Clarence Thomas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Fuck'em They're All Muslims Anyway Radioactive Ramadan Plutonium in my Peepee Muhammed drove a Toyota The Condeleeezzzaa Connneection Cropdusting for Allah Texas-Fried Sheik John Walker Lynched Zen and the Art of Mullah Vaporization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Bush, Called Moron, Denies He Is Member Of LDS Church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 watch the blasphemy hoser, black suburbans heading your way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Osama Bin Leadin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 The Suburbans are under orders to stay on-station at your residence, Trask. We use black MD-600 NoTARs in Canada -fast, small, and quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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